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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 12/19/07 at 4:01am
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's
been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly.
'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it,or they don't let you be a Mom.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3
minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.
'Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 12/19/07 at 4:03am
Ha.
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 12/19/07 at 4:29am
Boobs- you post so early- it seems earlier and earlier each day!

I have yet to go to sleep!

Have a great day! re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3
Posted: 12/19/07 at 6:49am
I love it!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.