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Mr. Vitter's for-hire preferences

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Mr. Vitter's for-hire preferences#1
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:30pm
I remember watching Mr. Vitter during post-Katrina posturing, noting how his holier than thou pro-Brownie demeanor seemed tempered with ... how shall I put it ... a certain inherent goosiness. Oh come on, the man's not half as butch as his steely and loyal wife, a vision in wrap-around leopard print. I would love to see the good Madame of DC's records of who went to the Vitter call, how she was decked out, and whether Mr. V liked a gal who was all (call) girl.
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Updated On: 7/18/07 at 08:30 PM
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re: Mr. Vitter's for-hire preferences#2
Posted: 7/18/07 at 8:59pm
The rumors that he liked to be diapered are apparently greatly exaggerated.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#2
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:15pm
i still am waiting for confirmation from sources very close to auggie who allege that he likes to be slathered in peanut butter and dropped into a cage with 1,000 mice while eight obese trannies void the remnants of their enemas onto him and the mice. since i am certain that my source would not lie about something as important as this, it's surely only a matter of time before those pics are released.

aren't anonymous sources fun?
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mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#3
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:27pm
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY MICE?????????
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Mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#4
Posted: 7/18/07 at 9:36pm
This man who pursed his cute lips as he indicted Clinton -- and really, who with a flag pin in his blue lapel did not? -- likes to get done by somebody sleazy. Okay, congressional life is stressful, wives in wrap around dresses are home raising boy scrouts, you've got needs, I get it, who cares?

Ain't it time to stop giving a f--k whose family values trump the rest of ours? Or who likes whores, hustlers, or madame calls when they're not on duty?

I'm with Ruth Gordon's Maude "aim ... above ... morality." Maybe if we do, finally, we'll start to worry about poverty, war, health, you know, real values that help real families.
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Mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#5
Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:09pm
And in the meantime I doubt Auggie would be quite that unoriginal, papa.
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Mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#6
Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:32pm
"...his steely and loyal wife, a vision in wrap-around leopard print..."

I'm sorry, but that sounds like a hooker to me!
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Mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#7
Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:35pm
Or Mink Stole!
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Mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#8
Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:38pm
What amazed me was he would use the service of a DC madame, yet denies the use of a brothel in his home state? I mean isn't his job to "bring home the pork"?
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Mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#9
Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:38pm
I hate nature!
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Mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#10
Posted: 7/19/07 at 12:01am
Push comes to shove, Namo, I probably am that unoriginal. (I'll take a stern dressing down from the Oxy-white guy ... but hey, in my fantasy life, it's free. And nobody gives a s--t.)
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Mr. vitter's for-hire preferences#11
Posted: 7/19/07 at 12:22am
I bet Billy Mays yells even when he says "I love you."
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