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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0
Posted: 9/28/04 at 7:08am
Two aliens landed in the West Texas Desert near an
abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas
pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.

"Greetings Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't
respond. The alien repeated the greeting.There was no
response.
The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas
pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said
impatiently,"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.
How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your
leader, or I'll fire!"

The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't
want to make him mad!"

But before he finished his warning, the first alien
fired.There was a huge explosion that blew both of
them 1200 feet into the desert, where they landed in a
heap.

When they finally regained consciousness, the one who
fired turned to the other one and said, "What a
ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did
you know it was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've
learned during my travels through the galaxy .... any
guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and
then stick it in his own ear, is someone you shouldn't
mess with."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 9/28/04 at 7:20am
re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE Thank you, Boobs!
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 9/28/04 at 7:31am
This is the best one yet BB! LOL re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3
Posted: 9/28/04 at 8:47am
I'll never be able to self-serve again!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4
Posted: 9/28/04 at 9:19am
Self serve eh I'm impressed!
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5
Posted: 9/28/04 at 10:55am
One of the few nice things about New Jersey: There is no self-serve gas there!
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#6
Posted: 9/28/04 at 10:59am
Love that state!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#7
Posted: 9/28/04 at 11:32am
Except if you first started driving there, trying to self-serve for the first time is a slightly confusing experience. *cough*
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#8
Posted: 9/28/04 at 11:33am
LOL!
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#9
Posted: 9/28/04 at 11:34am
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lmao that was quite funny!

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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#10
Posted: 9/28/04 at 3:00pm
Boobs.this is hysterical! HMMMMMMMMMM a self service pump.
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#11
Posted: 9/28/04 at 3:16pm
hahahaha!! omg that was wonderful!!! thanks boobs!
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#12
Posted: 9/28/04 at 3:17pm
out of tune... that is a hoot of a thingie (the laughing face)
where the heck did you find it?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#13
Posted: 9/28/04 at 4:40pm
re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

This is one cool emoticon.

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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#14
Posted: 9/28/04 at 5:22pm
Just what kind of self-serve is this? And yes, I will never hear that term the same way again. <3s, Boobs.

How do you get that emoticon?
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#15
Posted: 9/28/04 at 5:31pm
You'd have to ask out of tune; I just copied the address.
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#16
Posted: 9/28/04 at 5:31pm
lol I hope there is more where that came from re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE