Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
#1Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/9/12 at 4:45pm
Thanks, Glee! You always have a way of putting things simply so I can understand them and as a non-singer, I've always wondered what Judy, Elvis, Frank and all the other greats felt when they were singing.
Now I know.
Updated On: 11/9/12 at 04:45 PM
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#2Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/9/12 at 4:49pm
Followed by the ever so serious scene where Mr. Shu tells Finn that he's mature enough to take over the glee club.
And that girl that took over for Quinn is really ugly.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 11/9/12 at 04:49 PM
WiCkEDrOcKS
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/13/04
#2Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/9/12 at 4:51pm
Now those facial expressions make sense....
Updated On: 11/9/12 at 04:51 PM
#3Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/9/12 at 6:20pm
Damn it, wicked! Now I'll never be able to listen to her sing again!
Can we all agree that line was the official "jump the shark" moment for GLEE?
And what do you want to bet one of the kids on THE GLEE PROJECT actually said it?
#4Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/9/12 at 6:23pm
Embarrassingly enough, I watched the episode and it was Corey Monteith's character who spoke the atrocious line.
Jordan, love this thread, made me crack up as soon as I saw the title. WickedRocks, that post was priceless! That show must be one of the worst things on television right now, the dialogue is unbearable and I hate hate hate the new cast.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
#5Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/9/12 at 6:28pm
Sorry, ray, I wasn't clear. I saw the show, too.
What I meant was the line probably came from one of the children and the GLEE writers "borrowed" it.
Speaking of which, I heard "skidouche" the other day on a show unrelated to GLEE. That lovely red-headed girl from Alabama or wherever must be pissed.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#6Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/9/12 at 8:30pmAnd when they can hold notes longer? Diarrhea
#7Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/9/12 at 9:09pmSkidoosh is a line from Kung-Fu Panda, the girl didn't make it up.
#8Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/10/12 at 1:47amGaveston, I had no idea the writers stole some of those awful lines from the GLEE PROJECT kids! I can't get over how bad the dialogue is. Jane Lynch's character doesn't make sense anymore and Matthew Morrison might as well be completely gone.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
#9Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/10/12 at 8:49am
You'll notice that with the new kids, it's essentially just the first season all over again.
Unique=Kurt
New less annoying girl who thinks she'll never get the guy = Rachel
Football player who doesn't want to sing = Finn
Puck = Puck
Bitchy Cheerleader = Quinn
Plus Sue is a full on bitch again. Same script, new cast, it's like a revival.
Welcome to Ryan Murphy's world.
karen24
Broadway Star Joined: 2/27/06
#10Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/10/12 at 7:08pmAnd somehow, the bitchy cheerleader, while she's obviously a Quinn replacement character, isn't as interesting as Quinn. She's just flat-out mean, with none of Quinn's more appealing qualities. I mean, not that Quinn was ever a "deep" character, but at least you could kind of see why Finn would like her. I can't imagine why any boy in the world would want to go out with what's-her-name - Kitty? She's just horrible.
Maggie-the-schnoodle
#11Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/10/12 at 7:13pmWell fear not. Because I'm sure in the next week or so we'll discover her sob story and why she's so mean and all will be forgiven. Until the episode after that when she's back to being the same bitch for no apparent reason.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#12Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/10/12 at 9:38pm
GLEE can't come up with anything original. Check out paragraph 5.
Ah-HA!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#13Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/10/12 at 10:24pm
Bostalboy, brilliant!
Jordan, I noticed that too, though Unique = Kurt meets Mercedes (because Ryan Murphy is such a lazy F*CK he would use one new character to match two older ones). However, none of the new people have any of what made the original cast somewhat eclectic; as much as I've pretty much hate-watched the show from the getgo, I do think the original cast was a mix of "actors" who looked different and eclectic, now they've normalized everyone to look like they belong in an A&F catalogue.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
donte7162004
Understudy Joined: 7/12/10
#14Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/10/12 at 10:29pmSeriously, did one of the characters say that line? I thought this was a joke...
#15Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/10/12 at 11:11pmSo if singing feels like a really good poop, then what is the sh#t shiver?
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#17Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/11/12 at 1:20pm
Do you think Unique is really bummed that he couldn't be Mercedes (as Frank-N-Furter) when they did RHPS?
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#18Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/11/12 at 1:46pmI just came out of the bathroom and it felt like I sang an aria!
#19Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/11/12 at 2:25pmThe young lady voice of that ladyboy--what's his/her/its name?--causes movement of bowel.
Recreation of original John Cameron orchestration to "On My Own" by yours truly. Click player below to hear.
#20Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/11/12 at 7:46pm
Gaveston, I had no idea the writers stole some of those awful lines from the GLEE PROJECT kids!
I was just making up stuff, ray. I have no idea where they get the random lines of dialogue they give to the GLEE characters.
As borstalboy points out, an expression I thought came from THE GLEE PROJECT was actually borrowed from KUNG FU PANDA.
Obviously, I am not current on what the kids are watching these days. I apologize for creating confusion here.
#21Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/11/12 at 7:52pmAfter I finished eating tonight at Chipotle, I used their facilities and made a joyful joyful noise.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#22Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/11/12 at 7:57pm
Pavarotti could not do it better
Rodgerdodger
Chorus Member Joined: 8/17/12
#23Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/11/12 at 8:00pm
Calling it now -- Kitty's a total bitch because she was abused. She'll, of course, be pushed around for half a season and compensate by exhibiting psychotic behavior to all around her, only to have dear sweet Marley (or Finn, or even our lord and (traveling) savior, Kurt) teach her the importance of self-respect. Warm fuzzies will be had.
At this point, I'm just watching to oogle Chord Overstreet.
#24Singing Feels Like A Really Good Poop
Posted: 11/11/12 at 9:34pm
I love how they pretend Chord Overstreet's "disability" is his face.
Poor, hideous thing.
