Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition

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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#1
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:05pm
That bag isn't going to be empty for long!!!!!
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#2
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:08pm
I heard she already put Bernadette's Isabel Stevenson Award in her bag.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#2
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:09pm
That shady bitch.
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#3
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:10pm
She's gonna need a bigger bag.
....but the world goes 'round
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#4
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:24pm
Yeah its going to be holding Audra's four Tony awards while she waltzes onstage to accept her fifth!
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#5
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:27pm
I PRAY that Audra wears her Tonys like necklaces to the ceremony that night.
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#6
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:32pm
lmao Jordan ^^^^ and then when Audra wins her fifth she can ask Jan to hook it to her Tony necklace Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition
Hesione Hushabye thinks it tastes like ashes.
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#7
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:34pm
If Audra wins that Sunday, something tells me Aunt Jan is going to be picking her kids off the bus on Monday and throwing them in the back of her van. It's the same van that hit her back in October; she bought it.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#8
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:37pm
Don't put the babies in the bag, Jan!
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#9
Posted: 5/1/12 at 3:37pm
What designer did she go with for her bag this year? I hope it's real and not some street corner knock off. The stitching always falls apart on those and she ends up spilling Tony Awards everywhere.
Did you know that every day Mexican gays cross our borders and unplug our brain-dead ladies?
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#10
Posted: 5/1/12 at 3:44pm
Considering Roger was my first choice to win but was not even nominated, I am rooting for maxwell
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#11
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:03pm
I hope Lansbury and Julie Harris present Audra with her fifth award.

Then they can all stand on stage together as members of the elite "five alive"' club.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#12
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:05pm
Then they'll all make out like Madonna and Britney did.
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#13
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:06pm
Eeeek. Fifteen Tonys sharin' the love.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#14
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:07pm
The new Scissor(ing) Sisters.
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#15
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:11pm
Well, if that doesn't make you support gay marriage, what will?
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#16
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:11pm
I have wet dreams about Angela Lansbury and Julie Harris making out in their pool of Tony Awards
Hesione Hushabye thinks it tastes like ashes.
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#17
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:27pm
I thought I was having the same wet dream, until I woke up and was just lying in a puddle of my own frightened tears.
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#18
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:37pm
LOL
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#19
Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:09pm
If Jan doesn't win, Audra McDonald, Angela Lansbury, and Julie Harris are the only ones getting thrown in the back of her van. Forget the lousy kids! This could be a new thing, Jan's Van...
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#20
Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:11pm
Yeah, and Raul'll be sitting shotgun luring the kids in with ice cream and candy... well, if he doesn't eat them all first!
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#21
Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:25pm
I'm late to the party, could someone explain to me the conceit of Jan Maxwell's bag? Thank you.
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#22
Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:29pm
This thread is amazing.
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#23
Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:32pm
I heard that bag is already full...

with PEANUTS!!
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Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition#24
Posted: 5/1/12 at 6:30pm
Jan Maxwell was saddled with hideous choreography. That's enough for me to want Audra to win.