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Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted by JailyardGuy 2004-08-06 12:55:02


Come on, boys, make my day. :)

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Posted by midtowngym 2004-08-06 12:57:31


aren't you Mr. Piano Bar? why can't you get a date?

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Posted by zoran912 2004-08-06 12:59:26


I'M CHEAP AND EASY!!! DO ME!!!!

Just kidding. Sorry to get your hopes up.

I hope you find a real date.

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Posted by JailyardGuy 2004-08-06 12:59:48


I haven't been Mr. Piano Bar in *ages*. I haven't done anything for the past four months but work, rehearse, practice, and teach.

Besides, it was time for a new thread, and I'm bored at the office. *grin*

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Posted by Matt_G 2004-08-06 13:07:20


Matt_G needs a date, too.

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Posted by JailyardGuy 2004-08-06 13:13:07


we know...it's my turn, dammit!

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Posted by Matt_G 2004-08-06 13:21:10


FINE! Why don't we just go out together and kill two birds with one stone.

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Posted by JailyardGuy 2004-08-06 13:21:43


Haven't we already discussed this, kitten? COME TO FREAKING NEW YORK.

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Posted by Nina 2004-08-06 13:36:54


Call 1-900-get nina

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Posted by JailyardGuy 2004-08-06 13:48:48


oh, Nina, Nina, Nina...if ONLY you had a penis!

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Posted by jrb_actor 2004-08-06 13:53:20


Josh--you look to be quite a cutie. Surely you aren't having that much trouble?? :)

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Posted by SonofMammaMiaSam 2004-08-06 13:54:09


He hangs out in jail yards.

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Posted by Matt_G 2004-08-06 13:54:28


Josh you're right. I had forgotton about our date later in the year.

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Posted by jrb_actor 2004-08-06 13:54:54


oooh! rough trade! grrrr!

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Posted by JailyardGuy 2004-08-06 14:00:11


aww@JRB. You are entirely too sweet :) And, while I *might* agree that I'm sort of not-hideous, you'd be surprised...I haven't been on a date in three months.

Hey, who told you about my prison fantasy? *grin* The handle is actually just a reference to where I went to school. (Although, I must say, the idea of being rough trade occasionally has its appeal...)

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Posted by midtowngym 2004-08-06 14:14:07


jailyard sounds awfully similar to jailbait. Coincidence? I think not. It never hurts to provide the illusion of youth (as long as you're not staying at Neverland Ranch.)

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Posted by Matt_G 2004-08-06 14:15:19


Oh please, Gym. Those "kids" at the ranch were all over 18.

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Posted by popcultureboy 2004-08-06 14:16:42


18 months, anyway.

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Posted by Zola Q. LaPlaya 2004-08-06 15:34:39


Come on over, Jailer. I'll take care of ya.

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Posted by JailyardGuy 2004-08-06 15:58:37


Oh, for the love of god, how I wish :)

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Posted by Link Larkin Wanabe 2004-08-06 16:11:45


Jailyard,

Hah...you know I would if I was gay, we've been through this :)
If it makes you feel any better I am among the many people on tis board that haven't gotten action in a long time too. Damn theatre schedule doesn't allow for much hanky panky.

Akiva

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Posted by midtowngym 2004-08-06 16:28:34


Oh Link, you may as well just give your manflower to jailyard (or me) now. You DON'T want to spend another ten years being the only 'straight' guy at your job, just to find yourself in the mens room whacking off to the new male dancer who was just hired.

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Posted by Link Larkin Wanabe 2004-08-06 17:05:08


Gym,

well when you put it like that...
Hah...jk

Akiva

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Posted by broadwayguy2 2004-08-06 17:45:17


hhey hey hey.. I have dibs on link larkin wannabe......


and some zola and midtown too! lol.


hmm... jailyard........

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Posted by Zola Q. LaPlaya 2004-08-06 21:03:51


Manflower???

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Posted by Burnsy8811 2004-08-06 22:05:06


Matt_G....where r u from anyhow??

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Posted by Nina 2004-08-07 09:19:40


"oh, Nina, Nina, Nina...if ONLY you had a penis!"

I have a few of them. Check the drawer of my nightstand.

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Posted by Zola Q. LaPlaya 2004-08-07 09:21:09


Good morning, Nina. You're up early. Can I fetch you anything?

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Posted by Nina 2004-08-07 09:26:45


I'm up much too early. You can fetch me something to help tire me out so I can go back to sleep for a while and be all energetic for tonight.

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Posted by zoran912 2004-08-07 09:41:10


From the D to the I to the L to the DO.

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Posted by Zola Q. LaPlaya 2004-08-07 10:17:26


Why bother when the real thing is so much better?

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Posted by zoran912 2004-08-07 10:21:44


That it is Zola. Especially yours. I want one just like it! Can you get one at Wal-Mart?

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Posted by Zola Q. LaPlaya 2004-08-07 10:24:22


I wouldn't even know a Wal-Mart if it came up and bit me on the ass.

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Posted by zoran912 2004-08-07 10:31:39


Maybe it's a southern thing. You shouldn't talk about ass-biting like that. You might give me ideas.

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Posted by RobbO 2004-08-07 10:41:57


see! i knew this was a dating service. damn rumours.

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Posted by Zola Q. LaPlaya 2004-08-07 10:47:05


RobbO, anyone who has a Colin F icon goes to the front of the date line.

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Posted by jrb_actor 2004-08-07 14:10:25


Zola--you could buy a few "mold your own penis into a d****" kits--and then sell them!!

*changing his icon back to one of Colin....

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Posted by Matt_G 2004-08-07 14:11:44


Burnsy8811, I was spawned in Florida in 19**

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Posted by Zola Q. LaPlaya 2004-08-07 14:24:09


jrb: that was supposed to be our little secret....

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Posted by Matt_G 2004-08-07 14:26:02


Can I preorder one now?