“Fearless, bawdy storytelling” - The Reviews Hub
Maybe you’ve lost your marbles… Or maybe you’ve found the most transformative piece of theatre that you’ll see this year. Probably both. Nominated for a London Pub Theatre award in its debut run, funeral teeth promises a night of chaos.
What and who are we allowed to grieve? And does that really matter?
Loss is the only truly universal experience. Whether it’s coming to terms with the passing of a loved one, tucking the first tooth you’ve lost under your pillow, or realising that you have no idea where your wallet is after spending a blurry night boozing at the pub - we’ve all been there. What’s more, we’re going to keep coming face to face with loss. Lose yourself (geddit?) in the latest piece by Succulent Theatre, unpacking what loss looks like to them, what it looks like to you, and what it could look like for all of us.
.5 “A fearless production that says a lot with a little...The company manage, half-naked, to both cover a plethora of social issues and drum up pride for femininity” - London Pub Theatres
Following the success of their debut show NASTY: Big’ girls being gross, mean and sexy, the Succulent girlies are back with another queer, autobiographical, confessional piece of theatre that’s gut-busting and gut-wrenching in equal measure.
Death, grief and loss can be scary to talk about, but if we don’t - we just feel alone. And grief already makes you feel alone. It’s not all doom and gloom, though. This feel-good tragicomedy will remind you that life is a celebration and every loss you experience is an opportunity for you to grow. Drugs, sex, love, family and friendship are at the centre of this contemplative work which really puts the ‘fun’ in funeral.
“A deeply personal touch”
“It’s not often that you feel like you’re making friends when watching theatre”
“A sense of community and support” - Theatre and Tonic
The stories shared are painfully true, often painfully funny, and will hold a mirror up to your own experiences in a way that you might not expect. In their signature style, Succulent dexterously guides you through their losses from cradle to grave. Come watch them pick at a brand new scab and see what comes oozing out.
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The Society Of Strange (2/19/26-2/19/26)
Pickman's Supermodel (2/20/26-2/21/26)
Lovecraft STORY SLAM (2/20/26-2/20/26)
HP Lovecraft's "The Call Of Cthulhu" (2/22/26-2/22/26)
The Dunwich Horror: An Opera (2/22/26-2/22/26)
Brazen Hodgepodge (2/24/26-2/28/26)
Occupied Territory (3/1/26-3/2/26)
Stitch in Time (3/3/26-3/7/26)
The Tunnel to Hell (or How Not to Live on the Thames) (3/10/26-3/14/26)
I Could Write A Book About It (3/15/26-3/16/26)
Doughnut Drive (3/17/26-3/18/26)
Fresh Shoots (3/20/26-3/20/26)
HAYWIRE: The Dark Side of New Technology (3/22/26-3/23/26)
Mushroomification (Legs, Legs, Legs) (3/24/26-3/28/26)
Artorigus: The Downfall of a King (3/30/26-3/30/26)
Any Objections? (4/12/26-4/13/26)
The Golden Dragon (4/14/26-4/18/26)
Doorway To Perception (4/26/26-4/27/26)
Funeral Teeth (6/4/26-6/6/26)
The Dying Wish (6/23/26-6/27/26)
Love and Information (6/28/26-6/29/26)
Drayton Arms Theatre is at Drayton Arms Pub & Theatre, 153 Old Brompton Road, London, SW5 0 LJ, London.
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Iä Azathoth: In Pursuit Of Oblivion (2/17/26-2/21/26)
You are the Sacrifice (2/17/26-2/18/26)
The Cat’s Court Case Of Ulthar (2/16/26-2/16/26)
Daniel Moore’s Definitive Guide to Failure-Free Living (2/3/26-2/7/26)
Barbary Lion (1/29/26-1/30/26)
The Last Bantam (1/25/26-1/26/26)
Mirror Up Presents: Reflections (1/11/26-1/12/26)
The Signalman (12/10/25-1/1/26)
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