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Colonise This at The Courtyard Theatre
Dates: 11/08/2025- 13/08/2025
📍 Theatre: The Courtyard Theatre
The Courtyard Theatre Bowling Green Walk 40 Pitfield Street N1 6EU
London,
Phone: 02077396868
Tickets: £17.60
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It's political incompetence gone mad! Two sisters from a remote Pacific island find themselves way out of their depth when they accidentally colonise England from a chicken shop. This biting satire turns the British Empire on its head and asks what would happen if all the UK's chickens came home to roost at once.
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