Daniel was born December 24. Dan was born Dec 26.
Both feel robbed. So they wrote a show about it.
Come celebrate with Dan Curtis Thompson (Just For Laughs, Absolute Comedy) and Daniel Williston (Soulpepper, Mirvish) in a cabaret of songs, skits and jokes all about what happens when your birthday is railroaded every year by everyone (else)‘s favourite holiday.
With songs like “Parents, Don’t Have Sex In April”, “Birthday Party Raincheck Blues” and “Merry Happy Friggin Christmas Birthday To Me”, and with a special guest appearance from Jesus Christ himself, you won’t want to miss the real reason for the season: Dan and Daniel in Christmas Birthdays Suck.
Part of Bad Dog Theatre's Comedy on Queen Street: 1 month, 15 shows, 70 performances, infinite laughs. Visit baddogtheatre.com for the full lineup
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Re-Imagined
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Fiddler on the Roof in Yiddish
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Rizz the Season
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OPHIS by Transcen|Dance Project
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UNIONVILLE CANADA DAY CELEBRATION
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Agatha Christie's Murder On The Orient Express
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