Ian Lockwood's Boyfriend Pageant: Rainbow Washed Corporate Pride Edition at Union Hall

This one’s for the guys! It’s Pride month, so you know what that means: corporate pandering! Ian has rounded up the biggest corporations to sponsor another Boyfriend edition of the pageant. And that’s the only reason, because as we all know, Ian Lockwood is definitely, totally, absolutely not gay.

“15 all star contestants compete to be pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood's homosexual boyfriend! With 4 rounds -- Suit & Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support -- any of these beautiful boys could be crowned Ian's Boyfriend.

The winner will reign as Ian's homosexual boyfriend for one (1) year and receive a one (1) year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan's Crazy Hot Dogs*.

* One (1) year supply of hot dogs is defined as one thousand (1000) hot dogs and will be delivered in one shipment on January 1st, 2024. Buns not included.”

Featuring contestants:
Dylan Adler, Nico Carney, Michael Hartney, Ben Warheit, Donald Chang, Ryan Ciecwisz, Wilfredo Diaz, Thomas Frances, Julian Hernandez, Philip Markle, Erik Martini, Edson Montenegro, Zack Signore, Michael Terry, & Bahlya A. Yansane III

And judges Asha Ward & Maggie Crane