DOUBLEWIDE, TEXAS - Rialto Theater Non Equity Auditions

Posted March 16, 2018
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DOUBLEWIDE, TEXAS - Rialto Theater

Announcing our next PLAY production at the Historic Rialto Theater. Production dates are June 22, 23, 29, 30; all at 7 pm curtain with 2 Sunday matinee performances on June 24 and July 1 at 3 pm.

OPEN AUDITIONS will be held at the Rialto Theater on April 9th and 10th at the Rialto Theater, 209 W Main, Florence, Co 81226

There are parts for 3 Men and 6 Women and we will doing a southern Texas drawl accents for character development.

Character Descriptions:
Joveeta Crumpler (F, 40s) -- vivacious and driven, she has had it up to here, having been passed over again for a promotion at work.

Caprice Crumpler (F, 60-70) -- Joveeta's feisty mother who loves to drink and is perhaps too young for her age.

Norwayne "Baby" Crumpler (M, 40s) -- Joveeta's good ol' boy brother who is taking his participation in a womanless beauty pageant way too seriously.

Big Ethel Satterwhite (F, 60-70) -- nurse at the Stairway To Heaven Retirement Village. She's nobody's fool but a fool at heart.

Geogia Dean Rudd (F, 40s) -- ball of fire, owns a diner, takes in every stray animal she comes across.

Lark Barken (F, 20s) -- baby on the way and down on her luck, looking for a job and a place to stay.

Haywood Sloggett (M, 70s) -- curmudgeon who lives across the road from the Crumplers and loathes their "trailer-trash" ways.

Lomax Tanner (M, 40s) -- officious city manager.

Starla Pudney (F, 40s) - the mayor's conniving, high-maintenance wife

The Synopsis

In this hilarious, fast-paced comedy, the inhabitants of one of the smallest trailer parks in Texas—four doublewides and a shed—are thrown for a loop when they realize the nearby town of Tugaloo is determined to annex them. And it’s not as if they don’t already have enough to deal with. Joveeta Crumpler has had it up to here, having been passed over again for a promotion at work. On top of this, she has an ongoing battle to keep her feisty mother, Caprice, out of the local bar and worries that her good-ol’-boy brother, Baby Crumpler, is taking his participation in a womanless beauty pageant way too seriously. Joveeta’s big-hearted best friend, Georgia Dean Rudd, is struggling to keep her diner and finances afloat, but she just can’t curb her impulse to take in every stray cat, possum, and armadillo that wanders by. Then there’s Big Ethel Satterwhite, who’s nobody’s fool. But tough as she is, she’s continually frustrated by her clients at Stairway To Heaven Retirement Village as well as her mule-headed husband, O.C., who shows far more affection for his BarcaLounger than he does for Big Ethel. And all the residents are plagued by Haywood Sloggett, the curmudgeon from across the road, who loathes their “trailer-trash” ways, especially their keeping a life-size illuminated nativity scene up year ’round. But these friends, enemies, and neighbors realize they’ll have to work together to defeat the encroaching annexation if they—and their way of life—have a snowball’s chance to survive being swallowed up by “the big guys.” The rollicking mayhem of this flat-out funny Jones Hope Wooten comedy escalates as the residents attempt to secede from Texas, discover a traitor in their midst, and turn the tables in a surprising and side-splitting finale. So grab your Stetson and come on over to Doublewide, Texas, where life is double the fun, double the joy, and where audiences double over with laughter!

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