Sandra Bernhard's new tour "Shapes and Forms" stops at the Patchogue Theatre April 25th. Sandra Bernhard is thrilled to announce Shapes & Forms, her one-of-a-kind new live show for 2025. Fresh with new stories, one-liners, witty asides and an always surprising and eclectic blend of perfectly curated songs, Shapes and Forms comes packed with fun and raw emotion in only the way this American comedy queen and icon can do it: Wildly funny, unfiltered and unforgettable. On the new show, Sandra says, “When you find yourself back in the swing of things, you’ll arrive at my doorstep just in time to celebrate the new year. Shapes & Forms is going to turn your world upside down with stories of recent dinners out east to exotic adventures around the globe, interwoven with the songs you’ve come to expect from Sandy – Lana, Stevie, Cat, Lionel, Burt and a million surprises. Kick off your Manolo’s, shimmy out of your Dior and drop by. Don’t worry, you’ll find a cozy spot somewhere.” Sandra Bernhard has been a performer, actress, singer and author for five decades in the industry. Later this year, she’ll be seen on the big screen in the feature film Marty Supreme alongside Timothée Chalamet. Even sooner, you can find her in RuPaul’s Drag Race (MTV), Survival of the Thickest (Netflix), and Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Disney +). Call the box office at 631-207-1313 or go online at patchoguetheatre.org to purchase tickets today!
Prior to that, Sandra could be seen on Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story and the Emmy Award winning series, POSE. Past television credits include Broad City, Difficult People, 2 Broke Girls, Brooklyn 99, You’re the Worst, Will & Grace, The Sopranos, and Roseanne. Bernhard’s most notable film credit in Martin Scorsese’s The King of Comedy opposite Robert De Niro, won her Best Supporting Actress by the National Society of Film Critics.
Bernhard gained attention in the late ‘70s with her stand-up comedy and continues today with live stage performances throughout the U.S. and overseas. A pioneer of the one-woman show, Bernhard brings a completely unique and raucous mix of cabaret, stand-up, rock-n-roll, and social commentary.
She is currently in her ninth year hosting her weekly radio show “Sandyland” on SiriusXM, for which she won a broadcasting Gracie Award.
Dance to the Holidays (12/16/25-12/16/25)
The Goonies: 40th Anniversary Screening and Q&A with Corey Feldman & Kerri Green at Keswick Theatre (3/22/26-3/22/26)
Patchogue Theatre is at 71 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772, Patchogue, NY.
Jane Lynch’s A Swingin’ Little Christmas featuring Kate Flannery, Tim Davis, and the Tony Guerrero Quintet (12/3/25-12/3/25)
Vitamin String Quartet (10/12/25-10/12/25)
Straight No Chaser - Summer: The 90s Part 2 (7/15/25-7/15/25)
Linda Eder (4/18/25-4/18/25)
Dirty Dancing In Concert (3/18/25-3/18/25)
Back to the Garden 1969 - The Woodstock Experience (3/1/25-3/1/25)
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy’s Wild and Swingin’ Holiday Party (12/6/24-12/6/24)
An Evening with Peter Billingsley and A Christmas Story (12/3/24-12/3/24)
Candace Bushnell: True Tales of Sex, Success, and Sex and the City (11/8/24-11/8/24)
Jim Henson’s Labyrinth in Concert (10/3/24-10/3/24)
Videos
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A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS: LIVE ON STAGE
Patchogue Theatre for the Performing Arts (12/5 - 12/5) | ||
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Dance to the Holidays
Patchogue Theatre (12/16 - 12/16) | |
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Anastasia -The Musical
Lighthouse Repertory Theatre (11/28 - 12/28) | |
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Crystal Cimaglia in The Power of Love – An Intimate Tribute to Celine Dion
Staller Center for the Arts (2/14 - 2/14) | |
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Holiday Spectacular On Ice!
The Gateway (11/28 - 1/4) | |
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Amber Ferrari
Theatre Three (2/14 - 2/14) | |
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Mean Girls
Star Playhouse at Stage 74 (1/17 - 1/18) | |
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Godspell
Theatre Three (2/21 - 3/22) | |
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Frank Latorre & the King Bees to Perform at Long Island Music & Entertainment Hall of Fame Dec. 21st
Long Island Music and Entertainment Hall of Fame (12/21 - 12/21) | |
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Itzhak Perlman in Recital
Staller Center for the Arts (2/7 - 2/7) | |
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