Thirst Contact Day: A Show Worthy of Violating The Prime Directive at Newport Theater

In the future, it seems like we have it figured out. Starfleet is running a socialism day dream and rendez-vous-ing with the Hottest aliens in the Alpha Quadrant. Celebrate First contact day the way Zephram Cochrane intended, with the best entertainment in the Sol System! Lottie a la West and the Klingon Pop Warrior are bringing you the most out-of-this-world show they can muster up. Featuring live entertainment so hot, it'll cause a warp-core malfunction, to exclusive Holo-projected out of town guest stars! A Fundraiser for Lurie Children's Hospital will also be featured, Starfleet LOVES to help out.

Please be advised:

Proof of vaccination required.

The Newport Theater is up a flight of stairs (no elevator) but a private entrance with a railing and seating near a side door/wheel-chair restroom can be arranged with advance notice. Email newporttheater@gmail.com for more information or learn more at newporttheater.com/safety