The Tank presents the world premiere of HALALish, a raw, hilarious, and stereotype-shattering solo show, starring Pakistani-American actress Rudaba Zehra Nasir. Written and produced by Nasir, the production launches its four-performance run on Valentine’s Day, Saturday, February 14 at 9:30 PM at The Tank (312 W. 36th St., NYC), with additional performances on February 15, 21, and 22. Directed by Darpan Joshi and featuring special musical guests, HALALish delivers an unfiltered, deeply personal, and sharply funny look at love, identity, and belonging. Performed by Nasir as a one-woman tour de force, HALALish centers on a modern-day immigrant Muslim woman in New York City who finds herself single—yet again—on Valentine’s Day. Inviting the audience into her living room, the play unfolds as an intimate, laugh-out-loud exploration of love, loss, longing, and the very real possibility of getting laid on Valentine’s Day.
HALALish at The Tank Schedule
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