LETTERMAN Presents 'Top 10 Thoughts Going Through the Mind of the Guy Who Had Sex with a Toaster'
Below, check out the Late Show's Top 10 "Thoughts Going Through the Mind of the Guy Who Had Sex with a Toaster" as presented on the Wednesday, Oct. 9 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network
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"Thoughts Going Through the Mind of the Guy Who Had Sex with a Toaster"
10. "I hope my waffle iron doesn't find out."
9. "To relieve the burns I guess I'll have sex with the ice maker."
8. "Now let's share a romantic bath together."
7. "I hope this doesn't sway the Nobel committee."
6. "I've been here about six hours."
5. "I hear these things also make toast."
4. "Who says sex slows down after marriage?"
3. "This is the last time I'll be allowed in Bed, Bath and Beyond."
2. "Let me just scrape off the burnt parts."
1. "It won't 'leggo my Eggo.'"
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