LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 4/30

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from the show's April 30th broadcast.

President Obama told a group of middle schoolers today that he's a big Dr. Seuss fan. Mainly because it puts Joe Biden right to sleep.

Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush said today if he could take anyone in the world to a baseball game, he'd choose Teddy Roosevelt or rapper Pitbull. Said Floridians, "who the hell is Teddy Roosevelt?"

This week Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson discussed the Science of sex. They answered questions such as, "What do you think it's like?" and "I don't know, what do you think it's like?"

Starbucks opened its first "express" store today in New York. It's a port-a-potty with a Keurig machine inside of it.

Starbucks will now offer cookie straws. And they come in a variety of flavors, like type 1 and type 2.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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