Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 3/4

Below, check out highlights from Late Night with Seth Meyers monologue:

The U.S. government is suing the telephone company Sprint for overcharging them for NSA wiretaps. Said NSA officials, "Hey! We made a point to do all of our spying on nights and weekends."

The New York Times has issued a correction to a 161 year old article which misspelled the name of the main character from 12 Years A Slave. The Times blamed the mistake on the newspaper's editor at the time: Thaddeus P. Travolta.

Following yesterday's announcement that he had sex with a HotPocket, a teenager was blocked by the HotPocket twitter account. Said the teenager, "So... playing hard to get..."

A porn video was accidently posted to Ohio's Department of Natural Resources website for a week before someone noticed. Well, before someone who didn't like it noticed.

Today is National Grammar Day. So no matter whom you are, or where you're at, it's literally party time, y'all.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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