the best one liner??
the best one liner??
bossbear062
Understudy Joined: 9/5/08
#1the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 1:18am
BITCH! I dont know your life?
Xanadu
Like a Drunk Chita Rivera
ITH
broadwaybaby086
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/06
#2re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 1:36am
Not the best, but I was always a fan of:
"I'm like her Fairy Godmother. Only slutty."
"Okay. Whatever that was was really good.
-The Wedding Singer.
Also, the one in my avatar: "My word?! You're asking a whore for her cherry!"
-The Little Dog Laughed
"Da da da da dum."
"It's a mean, nasty Republican town."
-Grey Gardens
"I'll cut you, Tracee Beazer!!!!
...Just kidding. I'd never cut anyone." -Tina Maddigan, 9/30/06, WS stage door
Avatar: JULIE "EFFING" WHITE, 2007 TONY WINNER. Thank God. I'm thinking about legally changing my name to Lizzie Curry...
Avatar: JULIE "EFFING" WHITE, 2007 TONY WINNER. Thank God. I'm thinking about legally changing my name to Lizzie Curry...
#3re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 2:51am
It's not really a one-liner, but mine's also from The Wedding Singer. It's mostly in the delivery, but I love when Laura Benanti says, in response to "She seems a little tipsy"
I'm not tipsy - I'm hammered!
I just love it.
#4re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:20am
"You said party in your pants!"
-Footloose
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Updated On: 9/9/08 at 10:20 AM
#5re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:26am"We all can't come and go by bubble."---Wicked.
"Everytime you step on that stage it is somebody's first Broadway show and somebody's last Broadway show. Make it count."
#6re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:11am
"Bitch. I don't know your life?"
Why is that punctuated with a question mark? Is that how he pronounces it? Also, that's like a saying... they say it Baby Mama... and at thousands of drag shows all over the world... why is Xanadu always credited with this line?
Jesus saves. I spend.
#7re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:19am
As they say on Fifth Avenue : you are s h i t out of luck.
Velma to Roxie
Or its French version which was hilarious when Terra MacLeod was saying it : Comme dirait l'autre, t'es pas dans la merde. Daaaaarling !
In my heart, I found the answered dream,
and in my soul I found the song, and in my friends
I found the magic, the love,
the moon up above- they were mine, all mine, all along..!
Updated On: 9/8/08 at 11:19 AM
#8re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:56amThe world is round. get over it. - August: Osage County
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#9re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:02pm
Not exactly the best one-liner by a long-shot, but the first one that comes to mind-- in Little Mermaid, King Triton asks Flounder if he knows who Ariel's mooning over, and Flounder goes, "Don't ask me! I didn't even know it was love until the second chorus!" (They'd just finished a song called "She's In Love," and Flounder came in on the second verse.)
Also, I liked in The Lion King when the "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" started and the strange-looking rainbow curtain came down-- Zazu said, "What? This wasn't in the cartoon!" And then he added, "Looks like a shower curtain from Wal-Mart."
I guess I just love it when the script breaks the fourth wall.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#10re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:06pmI was only trying to be a good mother! - Into the Woods
Just give the world Love.
Mattbrain
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/23/05
#11re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:13pm
Schmerg, in Boston, it was "Filene's Basement".
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
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#12re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:18pm
^_^ That's awesome. I'm over in D.C., so it's not like I'm in the deep south or anything, but Wal-Mart is definitely more relevant over here.
It reminds me of the Knight Who Says Ni from Spamalot. He always says something different in the middle of his, "We are NOW the Knights who say..." I saw the show twice, and one of the times he sang "You know it's hard out here for a pimp," and the second time he claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#13re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:24pmanything that comes out of Sonny's mouth in in the heights
<-- Gwen Stewart, SOLoist at the last show of RENT
Cages or wings? Which do you prefer? Ask the birds. Fear or love, baby? Don't say the answer Actions speak louder than words. (Tick, Tick... BOOM!)
Cages or wings? Which do you prefer? Ask the birds. Fear or love, baby? Don't say the answer Actions speak louder than words. (Tick, Tick... BOOM!)
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#14re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:32pm
Do you get bed and board?
Frequently
--Lil Abner
Virginity is the balloon in the carnival of life. It vanishes with the first prick.
--The Mystery of Irma Vep
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
seaweedjstubbs
Broadway Star Joined: 3/21/07
#15re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:39pm
"Tracy, be a dear, hold mommies waffles!"
- Hairspray
Pianist3912
Leading Actor Joined: 7/12/07
hpeabody930
Featured Actor Joined: 9/8/08
#18re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:07pmHonestly anything from A:OC is an instant classic one liner. That is, of course, if its one line. LOL. :) "Eat the fish bitch!" is pretty much my favorite.
#19re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:23pm
Frenchy in DESTRY RIDES AGAIN:
"I've just heard this dump described as a joint where a rattlesnake would be afraid to meet his mother!"
"I long-ago realized that this country is a nation of
morons, when it comes to knowledge of anything outside, or beyond, pop culture." Steve Slezak
Updated On: 9/8/08 at 09:23 PM
moulin724rouge
Stand-by Joined: 5/10/05
Trekkie2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/7/06
#21re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:49pm
"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!"- Rent
"You know you've hit rock bottom when even drag is a drag."- Angels in America
"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell
#22re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:51pm"This is children's theater for 40 year old gay people" XANADU
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#23re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:55pm
From "Grand Hotel: the musical", "I have toe shoes older than you!"
From "The Twentieth Century", when Lily Garland shows her Academy Award to Oscar Jaffe, he asks "What did you get that for? Bowling?"
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music
"Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70
"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba
icantbelive
Featured Actor Joined: 5/5/06
#24re: the best one liner??
Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:09pm
There's a giant on my house!!! - Into The Woods
It's so random!
