Mom declares "Penis shaped straws aren't fun"

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You just sort of have to see it to believe it. Mom sees Penises where the rest of us see randomly shaped fun straws. WalMart pulls them but that's not enough for mom. "What about the children!?"
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Posted: 3/21/08 at 2:54pm
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Oh my god, Lepetite. You really are a Lizzie in trainging.

But Shortbusses are fun!
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Updated On: 3/21/08 at 02:57 PM
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Well, I thought it was kind of hilarious until I saw the clip. Yeah, the straws are shaped like penises. I can see why she'd think that they're not really appropriate for kids. She does come off like a humorless chode, though.

It looks like there's some staff payback going on at that straw factory.
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It looks more like a rocket ship to me!
re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
OH MY GOD! Those are penises too!
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Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:12pm
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All I know is they make me crave a vanilla milkshake.
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This poor mother obviously has too much time on her hands and not nearly enough genuine penis.
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Lepetite, they should. God knows my parents would add them to thier "collection" of adult novelty items. Right next to the orgasam button they have behind the bar. Yes, I grew up with a wierd family.
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
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re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

I see penises.

Everywhere.

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ridiculous.
It's clear where her mind is. Someone needs to get laid, stat.
....but the world goes 'round
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Makes me think she's a bitter queen who doesn't even live in New York!
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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And should just go away.
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I take it her daughter is adopted.
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
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Yeah, it is pretty silly all around. If she'd made the complaint and then kept quiet, that'd be one thing, but she's making herself into some crusader for children over this.
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Cock straws are FUN!

YAY!
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I don't want to have a penis in my mouth.

Better?
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
Updated On: 3/21/08 at 04:05 PM
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OK, Spellingbeefan. There's that much more for the rest of us.
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When did this turn into a "I am not a fag!" thread?
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It never was. I just said that I'm not.
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
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In my experience, the only ones to loudly proclaim "I'm not gay!" are the ones that are.

It's especially peculiar that no one here said you were.
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No matter what my dad says, being a guy and liking musicals does NOT make the guy gay.

Agreed. However, being a guy who defends his sexuality when no one has called it into question? ...
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Only on Broadway (World) are the heteros in the minority.
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Because I said "I don't enjoy having a penis in my mouth"

I am sure that I am not gay. But I have nothing against them.
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
Updated On: 3/21/08 at 04:29 PM