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Post Your Favorite 30 Rock Quotes Here!

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Post Your Favorite 30 Rock Quotes Here!#1
Posted: 3/10/08 at 7:44pm
Post Your Favorite 30 Rock Quotes Here!


The Alec Baldwin thread inspired me to start this one. Post your favorite 30 ROCK quotes here.

Jenna: If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesnít he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?


Liz: Hey Frank, wake up. Youíre not allowed to sleep through the topical meeting.
Frank: Dude! Iím exhausted. I stayed up all night watching a Designing Women marathon. Yeah, at first I hated it. And then I liked it. Then I hated it again. Then I got horny, and then I fell asleep.

Jack: This year Iíll be a page for a day, and youíll be my boss.
Kenneth: Thank you, sir.
Jack: Thatís how the ďBottoms-UpĒ program works. Iím going to be your bottom Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.

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Jack and Kenneth are my favorite

Not to mention the hot secretary (can't remember her name)

LIZ: Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
JACK: Its after six, what am I a dirt farmer?

I also love werewolf Bah mitzvah

Short clip version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxk_P3PNuZU


full version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRqavy1W65I

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
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When Tina Fey's parents visit from out of town and Alec Baldwin holds them up to his mother (Elaine Stritch) as an example of how a family SHOULD get along, she says, "I'll have them going at each other like drag queens at a wig sale!"
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music "Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70 "Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba