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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 2/26/08 at 3:52am
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 2/26/08 at 4:50am
Will that be the deluxe family size cyanide?
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 2/26/08 at 9:50am
re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!