Gene Simmons sex tape

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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#2
Posted: 2/21/08 at 1:30pm
I can't think of anyone less sexy than that brillo haired grizzly bear.
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#2
Posted: 2/21/08 at 1:33pm
If it's true he's probably behind the whole thing.
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#3
Posted: 2/21/08 at 1:33pm
This is the man who prides himself on the number of groupies he's had.

It's about as shocking as a video of Cher in a revealing Mackie gown.
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#4
Posted: 2/21/08 at 2:13pm
"I can't think of anyone less sexy than that brillo haired grizzly bear."

You took the words rights out of my head!
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#5
Posted: 2/21/08 at 2:15pm
I was thinking that too, Jane, but then again...I HAVE seen Screeched. And I don't think anything will ever disturb me more than that. Bring on Gene Simmons.
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#6
Posted: 2/21/08 at 2:27pm
Lol, forgive me my ignorance, what's screeched?
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#7
Posted: 2/21/08 at 2:32pm
I saw this yesterday and was very disappointed at the lack of creativity and style in both position and costume.
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#8
Posted: 2/21/08 at 2:35pm
Jane -- hold onto that ignorance. In this case, it truly is bliss (and I'm not talking Hayley Mills).
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#9
Posted: 2/21/08 at 2:36pm
Isn't anyone curious to see his legendary tongue do its thang?
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#10
Posted: 2/21/08 at 2:38pm
a little.
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#11
Posted: 2/21/08 at 2:44pm
I get your drift, Cal!
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#12
Posted: 2/21/08 at 2:48pm
So true. re: Gene Simmons sex tape
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#13
Posted: 2/21/08 at 3:15pm
God.. I don't know what is worse... this or 2girls1cup!!!
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#14
Posted: 2/21/08 at 6:03pm
Who has sex with just tee shirts on? EWWWW.

I thought that was the most disturbing thing about it...
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#15
Posted: 2/21/08 at 6:05pm
T-shirts disturbing?


Some people SHOULD wear clothing during sex.
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#16
Posted: 2/21/08 at 6:15pm
Some people should wear BURKAS during sex, but I agree with Revolutionary, t-shirt and no pants is far and away the least sexy clothing combination.
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#17
Posted: 2/21/08 at 6:17pm
I thought the most disturbing thing was the fact that the demon bassist of KISS has sex to Foreigner. Anyway, it doesn't look like sex with Gene Simmons is very thrilling, does it?
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#18
Posted: 2/21/08 at 6:22pm
It's a pet peeve of mine. Naked bottom + teeshirt = no go. Or like, the naked bottom/teeshirt/socks combo... Shiver. If you're a schlubby guy, don't try to hide it. Be proud of your fat!

Omg, I'm so glad that I'm not the only one that thinks so..

And yeah, that chick certainly was getting her power nap on.

Updated On: 2/21/08 at 06:22 PM
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#19
Posted: 2/21/08 at 6:26pm
Hey! Someone of us actually like "hairy grizzly bears!!!!!!!"
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#20
Posted: 2/21/08 at 6:41pm
"t-shirt and no pants is far and away the least sexy clothing combination."

wow, this is exactly how my then fiance was dressed when we had sex. I didn't mind for some reason. He eventually told me he was embarrassed about his very slight case of man boobs. It was hardly anything. Eventually he took off the shirt.
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#21
Posted: 2/21/08 at 7:18pm
Thanks?
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#22
Posted: 2/21/08 at 7:34pm
Why is he chewing gum?!
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#23
Posted: 2/21/08 at 7:45pm
lol, Diva.

Tee shirts can aid in hiding problem areas. However, I think it's about as sexy as the white athletic socks on bare legs...
The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?
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re: Gene Simmons sex tape#24
Posted: 2/21/08 at 7:52pm
I feel more sorry for his kids now than I did before.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!