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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 12/12/07 at 5:48am
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for

most of her life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list

of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew

wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me to sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in

these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up

and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old

granddaughter drinks...... .And believe me, it helps me sleep

at night."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 12/12/07 at 9:04am
I adore that.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 12/12/07 at 1:58pm
Hah!