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The Rogue Substitute!

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The Rogue Substitute!#1
Posted: 11/9/07 at 5:17pm
There are so many funny things in this article, it's hard to know where to start.

"My child does not know what a prostitute is and she shouldn't be learning that at school," said the unidentified student's mother.
Substitute Teacher's Lessons Enrage Parents
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re: The Rogue Substitute!#2
Posted: 11/9/07 at 5:45pm
"The mother said her daughter is scared to brush her teeth because the teacher told the class there is rat poison in toothpaste."

I've had some crazy substitute teachers before, but not this crazy!
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re: The Rogue Substitute!#2
Posted: 11/9/07 at 5:46pm
Well, I mean, the toothpaste thing isn't too off, what with the Chinese toothpaste scandal, but this woman does indeed sound off her rocker.
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re: The Rogue Substitute!#3
Posted: 11/9/07 at 5:50pm
I only quoted it because I thought it was funny.

I was refering to the fact that she was teaching this all to a fifth grade class.
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re: The Rogue Substitute!#4
Posted: 11/12/07 at 10:34am
Anyne having CrackDonald's or Murder King for lunch today?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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re: The Rogue Substitute!#5
Posted: 11/12/07 at 10:39am
ya know, I try to help out the children for ONE DAY and this is the thanks I get?
....but the world goes 'round
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re: The Rogue Substitute!#6
Posted: 11/12/07 at 10:54am
Oh please. We had a substitute teacher in Spanish class in high school who only got the job because she was waiting in the office for her boyfriend who was a teacher there. She got the job because she could count from 1 to 10 in espanol.

Say what you will about Sister Jessica, she sounds interesting.

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