From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!

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From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#1
Posted: 11/2/07 at 7:07am
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wtf?!?!?!?!

What does she see in him? His personality and strong biking legs...coz it sure as hell ain't his "package"...
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.
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some of the comments on that page were quite funny. "uni-ball"!
LOL!
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Stay healthy, Ash! He dumps 'em when they get sickly, ya know. Be a healthy paparazzi magnet - that's all he asks.
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She's already sickly
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No, that's her cooler sis.
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I gets 'em confused :-P
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It would be easier if they'd both stick to one hair color, different than the other.
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It's ok, Taz. I had them confused too. Which makes this even more confusing news. If Mary-Kate is the screwed-up one, wouldn't that make Ashley the normal one?
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I just call Mary-Kate the interesting one.
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re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#10
Posted: 11/2/07 at 10:57am
I'd say this is a step down from Matthew McCaunegay.
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re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#11
Posted: 11/2/07 at 11:06am
He wasn't getting enough press hanging out with Matt.
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re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#12
Posted: 11/2/07 at 11:10am
I don't really mind the Olsen twins, it's Lance Armstrong I can't stand.
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re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#13
Posted: 11/2/07 at 11:11am
He treated my girl Sheryl pretty bad. That's when I started to dislike him.
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re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#14
Posted: 11/2/07 at 11:17am
He wasn't dislikable when he dumped the wife who nursed him through cancer treatments for the famous g/f? I admit he became even more dislikable when he dumped Crow when she got sick (and I'm not a fan of hers either, for the record), but he was pretty skeezy before that, no?

Ashley does seem to have a daddy thing, I hope he doesn't break her heart.
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You hope he doesn't break her heart? She's had more tabloid romances than he has, I seriously doubt she's taking the relationship as seriously as you seem to believe.
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I seriously doubt I'm taking this thread as seriously as you seem to believe.

We don't know these people! We're having fun! Lighten up!
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But his first wife wasn't famous and therefore not worth my being bothered with rath. DUH!
Now when he messed with the Crow, **** changed.
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This is hardly the first time you've spoken in defense of trashy young blonde celebutards, so how was I to know that this time, you weren't just as serious as all the other cases?
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Lance Armstrong is a tool.
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Really, skittles, you need to relax a bit.
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Why, because I'm bringing up something you want to pretend isn't true?
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re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
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Is that supposed to be shaped like Ashley soapy?
LOL
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"Why, because I'm bringing up something you want to pretend isn't true?"

No. I'm not that invested in a message board. What I've said in the past is what I've said, and if it all means that much to you, there's nothing I can do about it.

But thanks for sucking all the fun out of this thread!
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