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Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

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A couple of months (!!!!) before the annual Red River Shootout between the Sooners and Longhorns, words were exchanged at Henry Hudson's Pub between Allen Beckett, 53, and Brian Thomas. Witnesses said it was because Thomas was wearing a UT T-shirt. "Sure, he's an OU fan. Not necessarily an overboard die-hard OU fan, but he certainly admits he said something in a joking fashion to the guy about his Texas T-shirt. The guy got offended. He said he was sorry," said Bock. Bock said the apology apparently wasn't enough for the Texas fan and the man then approached his client. He said his client then grabbed the man in self-defense.

"The guy came over his other shoulder, and basically said, 'I'm getting ready to kick your you-know-what.' He said he felt threatened and he did what he thought he needed to do and grabbed him and left the bar," said Bock.

Bock adds that his client isn't a hardened criminal, but is a church deacon who makes his living as a government auditor who had gone to the bar that night for one reason -- to play darts.

Neither Thomas or Beckett chose to comment, but the police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles.

Tellingly, there have been no fights over which school has the highest PSAT scores.

The Torn Scrotum Weekly
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Updated On: 8/27/07 at 04:11 PM
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this doesn't surprise me.......a very nasty, unruly conference
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Um, Joe, honey...rough weekend?
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You win for best thread title of the day.

Maybe the month.
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I mus confess it's the title the editors of the website that posted it gave it. I love that they stress "Church Deacon!"

I also love that the friend said he wasn't a obsessed fan. I guess an obsessed fan would bite 'em off.
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"The guy came over his other shoulder, and basically said, 'I'm getting ready to kick your you-know-what.' He said he felt threatened and he did what he thought he needed to do and grabbed him and left the bar," said Bock."

I would be so scared if someone told me they'd kick my you-know-what. Woah there.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
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And with that, the college football season may begin!
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