Bratz The Movie or High School, Musical 3

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Well i had to get someone to read this and it has nothing to do with High School Musical 3!

The opening lines of the Variety review seem to sum this film up perfectly.

"There’s at least some risk that auds will come to see “Bratz” expecting a movie about German meat products. That would be wrong: No Germans seem to be involved. The second bigscreen extravaganza of the season to be based on a toy -- and a movie so noisy, cloying and hysterically adolescent it may create its own cult of the perverse -- “Bratz” offers supporting evidence that any film in which “Awesome!” gets uttered more than three times should get a NC-17 rating, regardless of all the benefits such a move would deny the hair-extension industry."


"it takes everything in its grab bag to an extreme, including the titular quartet of hotties who, inexplicably, appear to be entering high school at the age of 20."

"Only Yasmin (Nathalia Ramos) remains more or less unaffiliated, like Switzerland."

"Meredith lives in a house that would embarrass Michael Jackson -- and her father is a school principal. Obviously, it was Mom who had the money, which makes us wonder where Dad hid the body. And evokes our sympathy"


http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117934289.html?categoryid=1263&cs=1


Do we think it could knock the simpson's off the top of the box office this weekend?

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No. The Simpsons, Harry Potter, and Hairspray all have bigger demographics than Bratz.
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This doesn't have a chance to beat The Simpsons.
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The latest Bourne movie is also opening this weekend, and is a much more formidible contender at the box office.
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Barbie had the courtesy to go straight to video. What makes these spoiled bitches think they're better than Barbie?
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paula abdul is making me boycott this movie!
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Those Bratz dolls creep me out. They look like preteen whores. I mean, I feel like Barbie is lady enough to wait until the first date, but you know those Bratz dolls are doing quickies behind the bike shed at recess.

My niece is only four now, but I'm afraid those dolls are going to still be around when she's old enough to be interested in them.
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I know older sisters who do not let thier younger sisters buy these dolls.
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Yay! I'm a signature! I feel like my life has reached a happy conclusion. If I die on the train home tonight, it will all have been worth it.

Thanks, CostumeMistress!!! re: Bratz The Movie or High School, Musical 3
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re: Bratz The Movie or High School, Musical 3

Look at those heels! That makeup! Ew.

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what do you mean IF, sg?
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Barbie had the courtesy to go straight to video. What makes these spoiled bitches think they're better than Barbie?

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I'm looking forward to the Chrissy movie...although a plot centered around growing out your hair doesnt seem too exciting.
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you obviously never watched keri russell on "felicity".
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If you love Paula Abdul you will not go see Bratz. I mean it.
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Does Chrissy have a mullet?

NOT OK.

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Chrissy can have a mullet if you wish, SG....or not. That's the beauty of Chrissy...

...it certainly isnt the hole in her stomach!
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sigh. do i have to explain women to you AGAIN, doodle?
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You mean that if you put your finger "there" on a real girl, her hair will grow?!?!?!
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Haha, the "Bratz" fiasco was my favorite Paula meltdown.
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Totally off-subject--or is it?--I saw a young girl on the subway with her mother the other day. She was no more than nine and her shorts were cut so low I couldn't believe it. We're talking major cameltoe and her ass hanging out the back. She looked like a hooker!! I mean like old-school streetwalker! I'll bet she loved the Bratz.
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did she have a chrissy mullet?
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Actually, honey, her mom was Park Ave. all the way.
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I'm going to start distributing copies of this to deluded parents.

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