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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 7/23/07 at 5:04am
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a
little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom"
as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her
way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
you'd be paying for her things, too."

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 7/23/07 at 5:06am
Very cute.
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 7/23/07 at 5:07am
HA! That's a great one, Boobsie. Thanks for a good kick-start to the week!
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3
Posted: 7/23/07 at 1:32pm
Good one---great start to the week!
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