she blew me away as Penny... if she ever takes over the role I'll go see Wicked again.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu