Worst Worst Musical

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wickedfreak
#0Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 3:45pm

I don't think we have had a thread with the worst of the worst musical.

So please let everyone know what the worst musical is ever.


please no one say wicked.....that is just mean

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munkustrap178
#1re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 3:48pm

GOOD VIBRATIONS - but I really have a hard time counting that as a musical.

The worst Broadway musical I've ever seen is GV, followed by BROOKLYN.


"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

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whatyouown223
#2re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 3:52pm

I'v SEEN? Probably Brooklyn. I don't know about of all time though.

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Smaxie
#3re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 3:55pm

It might just be Two's Company, at least judging by the cast recording...


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ThE nEw KiD
#4re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 3:55pm

Thou Shalt Not...uggghhh

peach
#5re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:02pm

Carousel.

Ha ha. Gotcha.

Going with GV here.

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melissa errico fan
#6re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:06pm

Thrill Me: The Leopold and Loeb Story

Monotonous plot, listless lyrics, and the same two chords over and over again.

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paradox_error
#7re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:19pm

You guys have never had to sit through EUREKA! THE MUSICAL.

BAD, BAD, BAD!

Think Les Mis, only without anything that made Les Mis even slightly decent.

TERRIBLE!

Unfortunately/Fortunately I can't comment about things like GV and Brooklyn...

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Piazzaslight
#8re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:40pm

I don't know how to respond. I find something to enjoy in everything. If I had to say, it would be the revival of a show we all love that I'm too ashamed to say...

I like it now, but I thought it was so so than...

(Zips his mouth closed.)


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Updated On: 11/7/05 at 04:40 PM

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paradox_error
#9re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:51pm

Sweeney Todd? Cabaret? Chicago?

Because you would get killed for one of them!!!

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Piazzaslight
#10re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:52pm

Into the Woods.


MARGARET: "Clara, stop that. That's illegal." - The Light in the Piazza

"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel

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munkustrap178
#11re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:54pm

I knew you were going to say that! I despised the revival as well, but wouldn't count it as worst...


"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

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Piazzaslight
#12re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:56pm

Well, I don't go to Broadway as NEARLY as many times you guys do, but I go often. I also think OKLAHOMA! is a D- on my grade level. Save the title song.


MARGARET: "Clara, stop that. That's illegal." - The Light in the Piazza

"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel

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ozone20
#13re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:58pm

Honky Tonk Nights. easily.

Sant
#14re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 4:59pm

Of all the shows I've seen NOTRE DAME DE PARIS is definitely the worst!

Of all the shows I've seen on Broadway, DRACULA is the worst by far (but it's slightly better than NDDP!).

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HeyMrMusic
#15re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:19pm

Haha, my good friend was in Thrill Me when it was here in Boston. Terrible orchestrations. Those two chords would have sounded a little better if they added some strings in the mix. It's not the worst show, though, I'm sure there are worse out there.

~Steven

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umgeoboy
#16re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:22pm

Dance of the Vampires (almost walked out at intermission)
Urban Cowboy (thankfully it was opening/closing/reopening sat so that was fun)
Tommy


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"Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his d!ck in...ex's getting std's...schadenfruede" ~ Ave Q

"when dangers near, exploit their fear" ~ Reefer Madness the Musical

Dollypop
#17re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:24pm

THOU SHALT NOT, although IN MY LIFE is a close second.


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WiCkEDrOcKS
#18re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:24pm

Undoubtedly GOOD VIBRATIONS. It was the most painful thing Ive ever had to sit through. If not for the boundless talent, the show would have totally flopped in my book. It was still awful. The worst musical I've ever seen or heard. Gahh!!

BSoBW2
#19re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:27pm

Brooklyn. Definitely.

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sadiem100
#20re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:27pm

Oklahoma! no question the worst, what a waste of money. I could've seen something so much better. Kiss Me Kate I never liked very much, nor Music Man.


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munkustrap178
#21re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:28pm

Are you KIDDING ME??????????? You frighten me.

I actually really liked DANCE OF THE VAMPIRES.


"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

BSoBW2
#22re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:29pm

Oklahoma?


Munk - I like DOTV, too. But I like everything - except for BKLYN. That was torture. So was A Stoop on Orchard Street - which at least meant well.

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pab
#23re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:29pm

Bring Back Birdie
Angel
King of Hearts
A Doll's Life
Platinum


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WiCkEDrOcKS
#24re: Worst Worst Musical
Posted: 11/7/05 at 5:31pm

I'm seriously not to fond of KISS ME KATE. The last revival did what it could with the material it had (some good songs, everything else was just...blahhh). I dunno...