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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLES

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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLES#0
Posted: 9/27/04 at 7:05am
senior to senior

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a

bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says,

"Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I

know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Sam says, "Well, I feel just like a new-born baby."

"Really!? Like a baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself."

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Little old man

A little old man shuffled.....slowly into an ice cream parlor.... pulled

himself slowly, painfully... up onto a stool. After catching his breath

he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis."

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I lost my wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket

and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me

for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife

appears out of nowhere"

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NATIONWIDE BULLETIN.....

A truck carrying a load of Viagra has been hijacked!!

The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.......

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Social Security Sex

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"

"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."

"Social Security sex?"

"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

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Have a good day

Thanks NYadgal for those. MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLES
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLES#1
Posted: 9/27/04 at 7:09am
Thanks for the giggles.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLES#2
Posted: 9/27/04 at 7:12am
those are 100x funnier because I work in an retirement community :)
Idina: Somehow I got myself to the stage, came out at the end of the show, and I had some kind of closure.
Some guy: You looked great!
Idina: Thanks...I WAS SO HIGH! 8/21/05
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLES#3
Posted: 9/27/04 at 3:28pm
What's the special occasion? All those extras are lovely. Thanks NYadgal and boobs. re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLES