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Tuesday Morning Chuckle

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Tuesday Morning Chuckle#0
Posted: 7/27/04 at 8:42am
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years... chatting, and enjoying each other''s friendship.
One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, "Please don''t be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years. . .What is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can't."

The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for two full minutes, and finally with tearful eyes, says, "How soon do you have to know?"



"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle#1
Posted: 7/27/04 at 8:51am
That's very cute, what was your friends name again??? re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle
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re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle#2
Posted: 7/27/04 at 8:59am
Ummmm...*turns away and cries*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle#3
Posted: 7/27/04 at 9:00am
It's funny because it's true.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle#4
Posted: 7/27/04 at 9:06am
Don't cry hon, the other lady was me :)
Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every a**hole gets one. (Charlotte Rampling from Swimming Pool)
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re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle#5
Posted: 7/27/04 at 9:13am
=)
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