Private Message to Michael Musto (no one else should read this!)

Dollypop
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Although I wasn't able to attend "Standing Ovulations", I was informed by several sources that you took my name in vain AND linked it with that of someone named Corine. I am not happy about this.

Surely you realize that one Mr. Nathan Lane did something similar and is now living to regret it. In fact, the elfin man was virtually on his knees begging my forgiveness.

I will leave you with this warning: you have invoked the ire of Dollypop. BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 5/25/04 at 06:02 PM
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terror, cold and clammy like dolly's hand, must even now be creeping into michael's shorts. no, wait that's not right. horror, yeah, horror, is even now removing michael's salmony jacket and hanging it on a padded wooden coat hanger. hmmm, nope that still doesn't begin to describe the palpitations that must grip our intrepid former host. i would not want to be in his shoes now, nope, no siree. skeeered, he should be. oooooo, skeered.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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PINK salmony. Hello?
Chat with the groan-ups: https://twitter.com/NamoInExile
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Excuse me, but can't you people READ? This thread is intended only for the eyes of one Mr. Michael Musto (may he rest in peace!)
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Not for nothin'...what makes you think at least one of those guys ISN'T Michael Musto?
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um, namo, has anyone ever told you that you seem to have quite an obsession with the "pink"...i'm just saying.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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DP you know as soon as you tell someone they can't do something there all the more likely to do it. It's like fishing with a shotgun. It'd be a heck of a lot less popular if it wasn't illegal.
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Stunn/Gunn,

Every picture you use as an icon makes you look better than the last. You are one sexy fella!
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220 people have read this message. I guess Michael Musto must like to re-read what is sent to him. Insidious people are like that, you know!
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Someone's only got to tell me not to read something and it's irrestible.

So I read it!

It was very interesting but not to worry, I haven't a clue what you're all going on about but then I hardly ever do.

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner ..... (breaks into song).

Bye!

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DP is right. We are all awful, prurient people for looking at his private message, and we should be deeply ashamed of ourselves for such flagrant disrespect of a man's privacy. Does NO ONE remember the Pandora myth? Well, there you go....

One question though: why didn't you send the message to musto@villagevoice.com? Has he blocked you? Just wondering.
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I can imagine one person from this board has been.
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Michael Musto doesn't DESERVE a private e-mail!

He's a low-life!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
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Sarcasm, darlin's.

DP, would you like me to cut and paste your message and send it to him in case he doesn't see it on the board?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. ~ Muhammad Ali
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there's no need for that, bb. it obvious that those concerned for the career of mr. musto or at the very least, the minions of dolly, have already communicated to him the error of his ways and warned him of his impending doom. quite probably that email address has been disconnected already as mr. musto sits quiverring in his apartment behind drawn shades wating for the safety of darkness in which to make a run for the south to elude the horrid fate that awaits him at the hands of the venerated (or is it venereal? i can never remember) dollypop.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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Ah, the thought of the flaccid Mr. Musto quivering in fear is delightful. In fact, it warms my heart and renews my faith in the human race.

Suffer, Michael, suffer!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
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I viewed the pictures from STANDING OVULTIONS and saw Mr. Musto in the aforementioned jacket. It seems as though the man had just crawled out of a can labeled "Bumble Bee".
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I'm not sure who this Michael Musto is? Is this a code name for a slutty hussy?
HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!
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I think it's the nom de plume of Mr. Roxy.
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OH MY GOD! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!
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DP-
Musto is one of the greatest writers in NY.
He is a brilliant writer get over it.
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Corine, do the BWW police allow you to post "tough titty?" What is the meaning of this phrase? Is it a bad thing or a good thing?
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It is a quote from Little Shop.
I love it.
Zola your picture is very sexy. Please remove it you might give me a heart attack.
LOL.
Updated On: 5/27/04 at 11:04 PM
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Oh, stop! Flattery might make me straight. Jose tells me the BWW police are already investigating me.
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