Paltrow is in labor...


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Paltrow is in labor...#0
Posted: 5/12/04 at 10:04am
From a high placed source, Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow is in labor in a LA hospital....

I'm sure all of you will join me in wishing her well...

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re: Paltrow is in labor...#1
Posted: 5/12/04 at 10:18am
She's pregnant? Will they be naming the baby Montgomery?
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Posted: 5/12/04 at 10:22am
I love the name Montgomery!
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Posted: 5/12/04 at 2:21pm
I heard Namo's the father!
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Posted: 5/12/04 at 4:13pm
I hope after the baby is born, Gwynnie is so happy she'll break down and have a cheeseburger, fries and hot fudge sundae fer gosh sakes.
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Posted: 5/12/04 at 4:29pm
Gwyneth said she's only been eating crap for the past few monthes and completely ruining her macrobiotic diet. In that same article, she said after her baby is born she would like to do what her mother did and not work again until the kid is grown.
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#6
Posted: 5/13/04 at 1:12pm
she can;t STILL be in labor. Voiceanth what's up?
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Posted: 5/13/04 at 8:43pm
Push Gwynnie, push :)
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Posted: 5/13/04 at 8:45pm
yay, Gwen! i LVOE chris martin!!!
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Posted: 5/14/04 at 7:29am
A source says Gwynie is indeed STILL in Labor!
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#10
Posted: 5/14/04 at 8:37am
45 hours of labor?
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Posted: 5/14/04 at 8:53am
Labor sucks. I'm in management!
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Posted: 5/14/04 at 9:13am
Ok voiceanth what is the offical word? haha
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Posted: 5/14/04 at 9:44am
is it time for a C section?
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Posted: 5/14/04 at 10:29am

PUSH!!!!!!

Call it a regime change...
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#15
Posted: 5/15/04 at 9:43am
Gwyneth's baby girl is named Apple.
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Posted: 5/15/04 at 10:09am
That poor kid is going to get teased so bad. What is her next child going to be named? Lettuce?
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#17
Posted: 5/15/04 at 10:54am
Jesus! Maybe it was 45 hours of labor!!!

Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Birth to Baby Girl
Saturday May 15 8:57 AM ET


Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow has given birth to her first child, a baby girl named Apple Blythe Alison Martin.

The baby, weighing 9 pounds, 11 ounces, was born in a London hospital Friday after what Paltrow's husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, described as "a long labor." Mother and daughter were said to be doing fine.

"We are 900 miles over the moon, and we'd like to thank everyone at the hospital who have looked after us amazingly," Martin said in a statement released by spokesman Murray Chalmers.


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re: Paltrow is in labor...#18
Posted: 5/15/04 at 11:19am
I hate that name. Her father just died recently, you'd think she would have honored his memory but noooooo...Apple
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#19
Posted: 5/15/04 at 11:54am
It's a GIRL, thirdrow, was she supposed to name it BRUCE? Still, APPLE?
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#20
Posted: 5/15/04 at 12:10pm
Well it's only been a day. Maybe she'll come out her dilleriam and change it, lol
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#21
Posted: 5/15/04 at 12:15pm
How about Brucella? re: Paltrow is in labor...
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#22
Posted: 5/15/04 at 4:07pm
Who names their child after fruit!? That's nutty.
Or at least pick a fruit that could possibly pass as a person's name. lol perhaps Kiwi or Peach. hahaha
And why give a kid three names when their born? Alison would have been a good first name, not third name.
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#23
Posted: 5/15/04 at 4:19pm
Now wait a minute, I teach in a school where we have some pretty weird names--and every third girl seems to be named "Shaquana". Still, "Apple" is a bizarre name. In fact, it's the pits!
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re: Paltrow is in labor...#24
Posted: 5/15/04 at 5:16pm
It is indeed a strange name; but at least it wasn't one of those mean names that parents find ammusing at the moment and never think of how stupid it sounds.

EX: Brooke Lynn

Or better yet, and this is absolutely true because I went to school with this kid's sister: The parents named him Noah, and their last name is Pinion. Therefore his name is Noah Pinion.
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