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Kristin pooted

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Kristin pooted#0
Posted: 5/7/04 at 11:26am
Film at 11.
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re: Kristin pooted#1
Posted: 5/8/04 at 1:03am
your icon looks like my aunt in a bikini.
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re: Kristin pooted#2
Posted: 5/8/04 at 1:04am
Then you aunt is my kind of man.
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re: Kristin pooted#3
Posted: 5/9/04 at 1:34pm
KRISTIN POOTED??!! OMG!!! Was it a "wet one"? Did you see it?! Inquiring minds wanna know!!!
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re: Kristin pooted#4
Posted: 5/9/04 at 3:02pm
Oh lord.. lol
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re: Kristin pooted#5
Posted: 5/9/04 at 3:08pm
I think Namo meant "Pouted". At least I hope that was what he meant. Not that we don't all poot from time to time.
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re: Kristin pooted#6
Posted: 5/9/04 at 10:11pm
that was a fabulous post, BorstalBoy. Really.
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re: Kristin pooted#7
Posted: 5/9/04 at 11:39pm
No, it was a wet one. It's just too bad she was wearing that pretty white Glinda dress when it happened.
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re: Kristin pooted#8
Posted: 5/10/04 at 9:29am
this reminds me of a show joeyjoe and I saw about a week ago - its like America's funniest home videos -but called something else...anywhoo - this baby had just been bathed and powdered and it was laying on it's stomach and pooted - there was this cloud of powder that shot out of its behind...it was hilarious - but to top that - they played the clip backward and dubbed the I Dream of Jeannie theme and it looked like the Genie going back in her bottle!!!LOL!
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re: Kristin pooted#9
Posted: 5/10/04 at 9:34am
I'm shocked beyong belief that anyone would say such a thing about Kristen. She and Idena are goddesses who above all bodily functions.
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re: kristin pooted#10
Posted: 5/10/04 at 9:48am
oh no, orion, they poot, but it smells like fresh gardenias when they do!
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re: kristin pooted#11
Posted: 5/10/04 at 9:51am
Anyone else think that the bride in the MAMMA MIA ad looks like she just had the most satisfying dump in her entire life?

"AHHHH!" ***Ker-SPLASH****
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
Updated On: 5/10/04 at 09:51 AM
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re: kristin pooted#12
Posted: 5/10/04 at 9:54am
I always thought the Mamma Mia ad was trying very hard to look like Muriel's Wedding.
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re: kristin pooted#13
Posted: 5/10/04 at 9:56am
That too, orion!
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re: kristin pooted#14
Posted: 5/10/04 at 10:38am
My favorite poot story is found in "Catcher in the Rye" where Holden relates the fart in church story. To me there is nothing funnier than a fart in church. LOL
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re: kristin pooted#15
Posted: 5/10/04 at 2:38pm
Nice one about MAMMA MIA! I shall never look at that poster the same way again!
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re: kristin pooted#16
Posted: 5/10/04 at 3:55pm
Let's all congartulate Kristen and Wicked on their 10 Tony nominations. WAY TO GO!!!!

Okay, I did that under duress. A friend involved with the show caught me making fun on the message boards and just emailed to tell me they got a call form the nomination committee this morning to tell them Wicked is nominated for 10 awards. If I didn't do this I don't get to go to the Tony party.
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re: kristin pooted#17
Posted: 5/10/04 at 7:08pm
Ah, Orion, everything has a price. I'd say you got off easy.
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re: kristin pooted#18
Posted: 5/10/04 at 7:40pm
not really....it wasn't good enough. Check out my new icon and the wonderful new thread I started.
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re: kristin pooted#19
Posted: 5/13/04 at 1:43am
Will she autograph the poot @ the stage door?
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re: kristin pooted#20
Posted: 5/13/04 at 1:45am
She'll only sign it for you if the weather is a perfect 72 degrees outside. Otherwise, she'll leave through the secret Batcave they installed for her at the theater to escape.
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