If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
#1If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 5:37pmI know this is random, but I got to thinking one day, "What if Broadway stars played stars on the Food Network?" Then I got to thinking Sutton Foster could play Rachael Ray, Jayne Houdyshell could play Paula Deen. Just a fun little thought. Post your thoughts here!
Stage Door Sally
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/09
#2re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:08pm
James Gandolfini could play Emeril Lagasse, BAM!
Megan Hilty could play Sandra Lee
Savannah Wise could play Giada De Laurentiis
Nathan Lane could play Mario Batali
dkonbroadway
Swing Joined: 12/6/05
#2re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:11pm
hunter foster- alton brown
laura bell bundy- sandra lee
stephanie j block- giada de laurentiis
#3re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:27pm
Laura Benanti as Giada
Updated On: 7/27/09 at 06:27 PM
brochatkid
Stand-by Joined: 5/10/08
#6re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:38pm
Giada DeLaurentis--Laura Benanti
#7re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:39pmNLB as Tyler Florence
"You don't just stop posting horse s*** on the web!"-The [Title of Show] Show
#8re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:41pm
I don't know your Food Network, but I like your game. Barret Foa is everything Jamie Oliver should be, instead of the unlikable fat-tongued mockney *ahem* he is. Do you have anyone suitably craggy enough for Gordon Ramsay? Thought I had someone for Nigella Lawson, but it's gone. I guess it'll come back around 3am or something stupid.
#9re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:47pm
Luara Bell Bundy=Sandra Lee
Giada Delruentis (sp?)=Steph Block
TheatreDork2
Leading Actor Joined: 7/21/09
#10re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:53pmPatti Lupone as the snobby bitch from 'The Challenge'
#11re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:56pmYES!!! I was trying to think of something for Patti! However, she would need an accent for that role and if the revival of SWEENEY has taught us anything - Patti don't do no accents.
#12re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 7:29pmAnn Harada as that grumpy (original FujiTV) Iron Chef judge. the one at the end of the table who was an astrologer.
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
#13re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 7:54pm
Ann Harada as Debbie, who just got voted off Food Network Star.
Marc Kudisch as Bobby Flay?
Sondheim_Geek
Broadway Star Joined: 2/20/07
#14re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:11pm
Andrew Kober - Alton Brown
Laura Benanti - Giada Di Laurentiis
Faith Prince - Ina Garten
Rondi Reed - Paula Deen
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#15re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:29pmPatrick Wilson as Tyler Florence
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Stage Door Sally
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/09
#16re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:33pm
Weez,
Jeremy Piven for Gordon Ramsay
millie_dillmount
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
#17re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:35pmLaura Benanti - Giada di Laurentiis
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
Stage Door Sally
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/09
#18re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:36pm
Theater Dork,
Patti LuPone as Kerry Vincent is spot on!!!
TheatreDork2
Leading Actor Joined: 7/21/09
#19re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:42pm
I wanted to snap her in half when they were doing the Shrek cakes.
"First it looked like a dog, then it was an horse, & now it looks like a donkey"
& the girl had that best comeback
"Yeah, that's why it's called a process & not the finished result."
millie_dillmount
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
#20re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:52pm
TheatreDork2 -
Why that lady was criticizing the process was beyond me. The girl was so right.
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
TheatreDork2
Leading Actor Joined: 7/21/09
#21re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:54pmShe is such a bitch. I was watching the episode afterwards & they were making Ice Age cakes. One girl was carving Manny out of cake & the bitch was complaining because her workspace was dirty (Covered in cake pieces).
#22re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 9:11pm
I was watching the Sesame Street episode and me and my mom were pretty much yelling at the TV because of her comments. I have never heard her say a nice thing during the show!
This thread is brilliant BTW! 
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#23re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 9:20pmWho for the two judges on The Next Food Network Star besdies Bobby Flay?
Stage Door Sally
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/09
#24re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 9:35pm
TNFNS Judges:
Jonathan Pryce as Bob Tuschman
Bernadette Peters as Sue Fogelson
