Well, not successful yet, but this description is hard to beat for something that "sounds" horrible. From the BroadwayWorld headlines "Brad Oscar to star in (W)Hole."
"In (W)hole, a kiss from the most beautiful woman in the world sinks a simple keysmith into a literal hole from which he cannot escape despite the efforts of his emotionally distant mother, his overbearing boss, and Germany’s leading eccentric quicksand expert.
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
a rich guy leaves his wife for the sea, a black guy goes crazy in a new york library, a jew lies about being a "baron", a girl gets beaten to death by a cop, a car gets **** in, a baby gets left in a garden, and a slut sings a song on a swing.
I adore the black band holding on the Phantom's mask. ~ Jenna2
A mother and her mentally retarded daughter leave their North Carolina home to take a vacation in Italy, and the daughter and a young Italian man fall in love and become engaged even though they speak different languages. The mother then frets about whether or not to tell the man and his family about her daughter's condition while contemplating ending her own marriage back at home. Oh, and people sometimes sing the semi-operatic score in Italian without supertitles.
Hideous older masked-man who lives in the basement of the Paris Opera House falls "in love" with a beautiful young soprano who loves a handsome young aristocrat.
"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES---
"THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS
"In (W)hole, a kiss from the most beautiful woman in the world sinks a simple keysmith into a literal hole from which he cannot escape despite the efforts of his emotionally distant mother, his overbearing boss, and Germany’s leading eccentric quicksand expert.
Patash, sounds a bit like the plot of an old foreign film, WOMAN IN THE DUNES.
"Nobody is going to pay Broadway prices to be bored."
Fat girl dreams of dancing on TV show, dances on TV show, saves day
Three sluts dream of man whore, find man whore, man whore is Satan
Vietnamese girl becomes whore, sleeps around, gets pregnant, kills a guy, finds kids father, gives father kid, kills self
Everyone's Gay-Heterophobia!
Boy worships horse, straddles horse naked, gets laid, blinds horse
THEATRE 2016:
Grey Gardens; SwkPlayhouse, Cats; London Palladium, Into the Woods; Royal Exchange, Show Boat; Sheffield Crucible, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, Prsicilla Queen of the Desert; UK Tour, Narrative; RWCMD, Mojo; RWCMD, The Barber of Seville; WNO, Rabbit Hole; Hampstead, The Marriage of Figaro; WNO, Figaro Gets a Divorce; WNO, Tom: The Musical; UK Tour
Upcoming: Anything Can Happen; RWCMD, Cysgy'n Brys'ur, Long Day's Journey Into Night; Bristol Old Vic, Only the Brave, The Caretaker; The Old Vic, People Places and Things, Blue/Orange; Young Vic, Bernadette Peters, Carole King, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Parts I & II