I find this both heartening (who knew the Marines were so considerate?) and scary:
"The idea was for them to be three-dimensional teaching tools for kids," La Roe said. "I believe as a churchgoing person, anyone can benefit from hearing the words of the Bible."
This is the kind of stuff I was talking about in the Elton John thread--the supposition that Christianity is inherently good.
And who wants to play with Jesus doll? It's not like he's got a Malibu Dream House or a sports car.
I found the statement "I believe as a churchgoing person, anyone can benefit from hearing the words of the Bible" to be overwhelmingly redundant. Of course a churchgoing person would think that.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
Stigmata JC looks like he's had a little of the Maryjane Magdalene.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Yeah...it looks like Cathy finally ate those "brownies"
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
"Grein questioned whether children would welcome a gift designed for religious instruction. 'Kids want a gift for the holiday season that is fun,' he said."
*snurfle*
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Stop spoiling the fun of Christians, lil! As long as these dolls spread the word of Jesus, it's OK. The Bible is more a set of guidelines than something to be taken literally.
Unless you're a fag, in which case your sinning ass can burn in hell.
"On Saturday evening I was watching television when my daughter of 2 came out of her room to tell me that her doll was moving by itself. I assumed that it probably fell off the shelf so to satisfy her I got up and went to her room . when I got there to my surprise she had a stuffed troll doll dancing in the middle of her bedroom floor to a Disney movie playing music . Being raised in church I began pleading the blood of Jesus and commanded that spirit to leave then the doll went limp and fell over on the floor. I took the doll outside my house and burned it. what would cause something like this to happen?"
"We recommend destroying or burning all dolls. This includes stuffed animals. Boys don't call their little toys "dolls", but they fall into the same category. Many "toys" on the market today are demonic in nature, and some even look evil. As a Christian parent, you need to raise your children more in tune with God instead of the influences of the devil."
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
WindyCityActor-- That website is hysterical! It's not for real, is it? I can't tell if it's some deluded lunatics with bad color sense or brilliant satire.
Windy - That site is hysterical! I love the first entry from the woman who spoke in tongues at a Playplex arcade and burned her kids' Mah Johnng tiles.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian