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What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Playbilly 2012-11-07 09:27:21


Mr. Cellophane?

Maybe This Time?

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Moneyspider 2012-11-07 09:35:14


I dreamed a dream.

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by castlestreet 2012-11-07 09:56:01


"Say It Isn't So"

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by thirtythirtyninety 2012-11-07 10:41:32


"Spooky Mormon Hell Dream"

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by The Other One 2012-11-07 11:01:04


"Rose's Turn".

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by parislover87 2012-11-07 11:06:25


This Nearly Was Mine

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by E.Davis 2012-11-07 11:20:19


You Don't Know This Man.

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Mildred Plotka 2012-11-07 11:24:21


I had it Comin'! I had it Comin'! I only have myself to blame!

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Almira 2012-11-07 11:29:30



He is singing the Republican National Anthem...

Written, ironically, by Jerry Herman.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0048zN_2WU&feature=relmfu

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-11-07 11:29:50


Dance Ten Looks Three

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by darquegk 2012-11-07 11:32:39



What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Borstalboy 2012-11-07 11:38:09


On my own...pretending God's beside me...

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Emmaloucbway 2012-11-07 11:39:43


Hasa Diga Eebowai.

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by lizzieshername 2012-11-07 11:43:54


I'm Not That Guy

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by ClydeBarrow 2012-11-07 12:14:59


I Guess This is Goodbye

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by NOB88 2012-11-07 12:23:44


Early in the evening - "This is The Moment"

Late, late that night - "So Long, Farewell"

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-11-07 12:25:16


Agony

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by anmiller07 2012-11-07 12:31:00


His delusion, er...faith...won't be broken. He's singing "I Believe" while printing Romney 2016 posters.

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by henrikegerman 2012-11-07 12:36:30


You and Me and Dog on the Roof

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by mridley2 2012-11-07 12:41:57


Brilliant. Two verses come to mind for me instantly.

Agony!
Beyond power of speech,
When the one thing you want
Is the only thing out of your reach.

...

Am I not sensitive, clever, well-mannered, considerate,
passionate, charming, as kind as I'm handsome
and heir to a throne?

No Mr Romney you're not any of those things.



What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-11-07 12:44:26


You are everything Mormons could wish for!

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Wynbish 2012-11-07 12:50:02


On losing Ohio:

"Tell me it's not true
Say it's just a story
Something on the news

Tell me it's not true
Though it's here before me
Say it's just a dream"

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by lovesclassics 2012-11-07 14:20:12


So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersein, Adieu!

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by shrekster224 2012-11-07 19:04:15


The Winner Took it All

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by miss pennywise 2012-11-07 23:02:04


Shipoopi!

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by justoldbill 2012-11-07 23:23:11


"Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today."

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by goldenboy 2012-11-08 03:33:23


You mustn't be discouraged.

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Miranda3 2012-11-08 03:42:23


"The Party's Over" (in more ways than one).

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Fran_mex 2012-11-08 11:15:46


Turn it off!
"Turn it off,
like a light switch,
just go clic,
It's a cool little mormon trick,
We do it all the time..."

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by lupone76 2012-11-08 11:24:28


What show tune is Obama singing today? I mean, c'monnn really??? Isn't this board supposed to be about theater not politics right?? Please don't think Im a Republican either cause I can give a rats ass about Romney or Obama.. If it were up to me Hillary Clinton or Patti LuPone would be in the White House. I'm Just happy the election is over and done with so both sides could stop ranting about whose better. The Left and the Right need to get over themsleves already. Now, thats my rant, Amen!!!

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by little_sally 2012-11-08 11:25:36


"Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why did I ever lose Ohio?"

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Posted by Mystic Pasta 2012-11-09 09:17:23


"Why, God, Why?" followed by "It Sucks to Be Me"

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by sally1112 2012-11-09 10:16:36


Darn you Little Sally! I was just getting ready to post that one!!

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by seaweedjstubbs 2012-11-09 10:24:34


"It's All Over"

There you are Romney, I've been lookin' all over...

I'm not feelin' well, I've got pain
Romney, we all got pain!!!

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by aaronb 2012-11-09 21:14:24


One of his own invention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=channel%3A5062bd76-2951-2456-8948-bcaec51b201d&feature=iv&src_vid=MX0D4oZwCsA&v=h0q2eGAjyGg

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by madlibrarian 2012-11-09 21:21:49


Someone in a tree... that's just the right height...

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by millie_dillmount 2012-11-09 21:23:36


LOL little Sally.

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by Mr Roxy 2012-11-09 23:21:29


Somedays Everything Goes Wrong

What showtune is Romney singing today?
Posted by henrikegerman 2012-11-09 23:41:30


I was not born in sunny Hispania,
But my father came from Galeana in Chihuahua
But now I'm here, I'm dancing salsa;
Di dee di! Dee di dee di!
I am easily assimilated.
I am so easily assimilated.

I never learned a human language.
My father spoke a High Middle Mormon.
In one half-hour I'm talking in Spanish:
Por favor! Toreador!
I am easily assimilated.
I am so easily assimilated.

It's easy, it's ever so easy!
I'm Latino, I'm suddenly Latino!
And you must be Chicano, too.
Do like the natives do.
These days it's hard to be
In the majority

Tus labios rubi
Dos rosas que se abren a mi,
Conquistan mi corazon,
Y solo con
Una cancion.

Mis labios rubi
Dreiviertel Takt, mon tres cher ami,
Oui ou, si si ja ja ja, yes yes, da da.
Je ne sais quoi!

Me muero, me sale una hernia!

Ole! Ole! Rafalca! Rafalca!

A long way from Provo in Utah

Mis/Tus labios rubi
Dos rosas que se abren a mi,
Conquistan mi corazon,
Y solo con
Una divina cancion.
De tus labios rubi!
Rubi! Rubi! (Rubio! Rubio!)
Hey!

Mi perro esta en el techo!
Cuarenta y Siete Porcentage!
Mi esposa es una caballera en el concurso dresa!
Mi cara es muy bronceada, no?