Grumpy Old Women - Fifty Shades of Beige at Capitol Theatre Tamworth

Presented By Ben McDonald Ltd

BACK TO KNOCK SOME SENSE BACK INTO THE NATION, THE GRUMPY OLD WOMEN RETURN WITH THEIR BRAND SPANKING NEW SHOW FIFTY SHADES OF BIEGE!

ON SALE MONDAY 4 AUGUST AT 9AM

Written By Jenny Eclair and Judith Holder and Directed By Geraldine Brophy.

This jam-packed show comes from the original authors, Jenny Éclair and Judith Holder. It includes all the most Grumpy topics... learning the art of 'Grumpy Grooming', the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), beards for women, which style will suit you?

Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more!

Inspired by the ratings-busting BBC Two series and best selling Grumpy old Women handbook, Grumpy Old Women Live, is a celebration of the pre-, peri- and post-menopausal female condition. Three live and rather furious females take to the stage for an orgy of middle aged mayhem, with not a thong in sight. Don't forget your bifocals.

Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in this glorious live version of the hit TV show.