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FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret at Alberta Rose Theatre
Dates: 10/2/2026 - 10/4/2026
📍 Theatre: Alberta Rose Theatre
Lacy Productions
3000 NE Alberta Street
Portland, OR 97211
Tickets: $30 - $45
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When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!
Kindly join us inside these haunted theaters, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons — where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you?
Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now.
Get your tickets while you can… we’re dying to see you.
FOOLISH MORTALS:
A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret
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