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If We Really Were Witches at The Tank

Dates: 2/5/2026 - 2/14/2026

Theatre:

The Tank

Scene 24 Productions

312 W 36th Street
New York,NY 10018


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What would’ve happened if real witches dropped in on the witch hunts? Comedy, we’re pretty sure. Summoned by the ghost of a witch hunt victim, real witches Mildred, Agnes & Suds arrive to rescue innocent Obediently Snead and serve up a little justice of their own. When challenged by The Pricks of Puritanical Piety Guild and Social Club, the real witches turn the tables on those who abuse their power to harm others out of ignorance and fear.

This four-person 60-minute comedy self-identifies as "The Crucible Meets Monty Python" and is headed over for a full run in The Edinburgh Festival Fringe in '26. It recently returned from sold-out performances in The Scranton Fringe Festival and was seen for the Halloween season as part of FrigidNYC's Days of The Dead Festival at Under St. Mark's. 



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