LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 8/17

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast:

Donald Trump's new policy paper would not give automatic citizenship to children born in America if they have foreign parents. Said Trump, "It's nothing personal, Sasha and Malia."

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said today that Hillary Clinton's arrogance is "breathtaking." Of course, he also said the same thing about a flight of stairs.

Employees at a Days Inn in Tampa, Florida are claiming that managers told them to flip a mattress instead of replacing it after a guest died in bed. Even worse, the body is now stuck between the mattress and the box spring.

A winery in France is currently facing a rosé shortage. For those of you not familiar with these terms, a "winery" is a group of women who have run out of rosé.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:
Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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