Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 4/29

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

Below, check out monologue highlights from last night's Late Night with Seth Meyers":

Hillary Clinton gave a speech at Columbia University this afternoon. And she ended it the way Clintons always end their speeches, by saying, "That'll be 200,000 dollars."

During yesterday's arguments on same-sex marriage, a man had to be carried out of the Supreme Court building for yelling, "it's an abomination!" But eventually, things settled down and Justice Scalia was allowed back in.

It was such a nice day today that President Obama left the White House and went for a walk around the neighborhood. Even more amazing, this is the first the Secret Service is hearing about it.

A company is working on a new SELFIE stick shaped like a human arm so users won't look like they're alone in pictures. Instead you'll just look like a completely normal person who's carrying around a human arm.

Kendall Jenner said in a new interview that she had a tough time breaking into the modeling industry. Then eventually someone told her the door she was pulling on said "push."

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