Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 2/27

Below check out highlights from Late Night with Seth Meyers opening monologue from the February 27th broadcast:

"A Florida man tattooed a spider on his face in an attempt to overcome his arachnophobia, which is a fear of spiders. The tattoo should also help him overcome his ergophobia, which is the fear of employment."

"A female teacher in Britain narrowly avoided jail time after spending the night with a student when it was revealed that the two just slept in the same bed and didn't go any further. Or as that's known in Britain, sex."

"And finally, two Chinese men have been arrested for injuring director Michael Bay while filming Transformers 4. As punishment, the men are being forced to star in Transformers 4."

"A man is planning to jump off Mount Everest wearing a wing-suit. Apparently he told the press, "I'm not afraid to die." And to that man, I say, "great news...""

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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