Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 2/25

Below, check out highlights from Late Night with Seth Meyers monologue:

"New research has shown that sex greatly increases the capability of long-term memory. So if you can't remember the last time you had sex, that's why."

"Here's some sad news. Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are separating after 10 years of marriage. I can't say I'm surprised. It only took me one summer to get tired of Robin Thicke."

"A substitute teacher in Oklahoma was arrested after she tried to teach while drunk. She had everybody fooled, but then she gave herself away by carrying her heels."

"A company has invented a new device called the Wake-Up Vibe, which is a combination alarm clock and vibrator. So you might hear your wife say "Not tonight, honey. I have to wake up really early in the morning. A bunch of times.""

"A Texas DA dropped charges against a teacher in a sexting case claiming that sexting is free speech. In other words, our forefathers fought bravely against the British so that you could say to anyone at anytime, "U up?""

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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