Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 12/12

Below check out monologue highlights from last night's LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS on NBC.

Organizers have announced that Donald Trump will attend two inaugural balls during his first week in office. One in Washington DC, and then of course the real one in Moscow.

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid recently said in an interview that Donald Trump is quote, "Not as bad as I thought he would be." Geez, buddy, how low were your expectations? Harry Reid's the guy who gets a rat in his bucket of KFC and says, "Well, they're trying their best."

China's highest court ruled last week that Michael Jordan owns the rights to his name in Chinese characters. "I thought that meant 'bravery'!" said a girl with a lower back tattoo.

Quantas Airlines is set to launch a new 17 and a half hour flight from Australia to London, which will be the longest non-stop route in the world. Beating the current record, a road trip with your dad. "No, we're not stopping! Use the jug!"

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS: Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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