Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 1/17

Below, check out monologue highlights from last night's LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS on NBC. Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

Monologue Highlights from 1/17:

Donald Trump will be sworn in as president this Friday at 12 noon. That's when the big hand is on the 12, and the little hand is on the bible.

Today was First Lady Michelle Obama's birthday. And for the eighth year in a row, an overexcited Joe Biden blew out her candles.

A Russian billionaire reportedly paid over 4 million dollars to have Mariah Carey and Sir Elton John perform at his teenage granddaughter's wedding. Said his teenage granddaughter, "Who are these people?"

A female zebra shark in Australia has shocked researchers by developing the ability to produce offspring asexually, after spending time away from her male partner. And she says that so far he's buying it!

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