Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 11/24

Below, check out monologue highlights from the November 24th broadcast of LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS on NBC.

President Obama pardoned two turkeys for Thanksgiving yesterday. Which is scary, because one of those turkeys told a parole board that he would kill again.

According to a report from the Calorie Control Council, the average American will eat upwards of 3 thousand calories during Thanksgiving dinner. Of course, the next day, it's back to the usual 2900.

NASA engineers are reportedly working on a "fuel-less engine" that could theoretically take astronauts to Mars in less than 70 days. In other words, less time than it took you to get home for Thanksgiving.

The president of South Korea is facing public outrage after it was discovered that she used government money to buy over 350 Viagra tablets. Her staff could face stiff penalties.

About the show: Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."