Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
TulitaPepsi
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/13/04
#1Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 8:26am
Didn't she have fall-out with the family with her statements (and a book? Did she have a tell-all book, too?) that Daddy Joe Jackson molested Michael and herself?
Or... did they forgive her? And if she attends, will she bring her python?
Not since the Warhol funeral will there be a shindig like this. The harmony of the spheres.
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#2re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 8:38am
Liza will have to help Liz when she collapses.
Will Liza and David both be there?
Who will be in deeper mourning: Liz or Diana...or Janet?
And what about Macaulay...?
#2re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 10:21am
Will Janet have another wardrobe malfunction?
Will the chimp be sat on the coffin?
#3re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 10:55amA what about Emmanuel Lewis? Will he and Macauley once and for all have a "he liked me best!" battle?"
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Byron Abens
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/08
#4re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 11:19amDon't forget that Corey Feldman will also be in that mix. MJ and he became besties when MJ visited the set of The Goonies.
Byron Abens
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/08
#5re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 11:21amAnd I'm sure Manny Mo will win the "he liked me best" fight, because to some extent Manny Mo never grew up. Corey Feldman mentioned in the E True Hollywood Story that I watched the other day that MJ lost interest in his young friends, such as himself, as they aged.
#6re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 11:46amLa Toya who?
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#7re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 12:18pmLondon, obviously.
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TulitaPepsi
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/13/04
#8re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 12:44pm
And what hat will Aretha wear?
And MISS ROSS!!! What about MISS ROSS?!?
Will she take her "Flo Funeral" duds out of mothballs?
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Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#9re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 12:46pm
I actually thought about Diana just a little bit ago. As far as I know, she hasn't made any public statement.
edit: Just saw this:
"I can't stop crying, this is too sudden and shocking," Ross says in a statement. "I am unable to imagine this. My heart is hurting. I am in prayer for his kids and the family."
Updated On: 6/27/09 at 12:46 PM
boombaboy
Understudy Joined: 6/19/08
#10re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 1:56pmLa Toyota will NOT be there because she and Michael were THE SAME PERSON. Did you ever see them together?
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#12re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/27/09 at 9:29pm
Just heard that Michael will be cast adrift on a funeral pyre a la Beowulf. Those who mourn deeply may throw themselves on the pyre as it drifts out to sea.
Can't wait for the video!
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#13re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/28/09 at 10:30pm
I've always felt sorry for LaToya.
She's the only member of the family on whom that nose job didn't look good.
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#14re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/28/09 at 10:35pmLike any of the others did look good?!
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#15re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/28/09 at 11:10pm
Actually, I really liked LaToya. She seemed liked the only one who spoke openly, even if it was bat-s#@t stuff. Also, she had a great hit in the 80s called "Heart Don't Lie" which I wore out on vinyl. Plus, she had a great work ethic-she would never turn down a job. I believe her. I think her parents were abusive.
I also loved Rebie and thought her single "Centipede" was HOT!
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#16re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/28/09 at 11:31pmSeriously Dollypop, will you forgive others their flippancy when Carol Channing dies? Because, as you know, the Carol Channing most people knew and loved died a long time ago.
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#17re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/28/09 at 11:39pmOh, and LaToya will probably be the only Jackson making the rounds and telling the truth about Michael's death.
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"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#18re: Will LaToya be banned from the Funeral?
Posted: 6/29/09 at 6:12amNamo, I'm gonna smack you!
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